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(Copies fadran again)
Oddly specific vibe check time!
Would you like your vibe to be checked? Step right up! I shall check your vibe.
Dang if you say "vibe check" enough times it doesn't sound like a word
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Thaidakar: this werid kitchen gadget i have that hard to use but actually useful, it cuts corn kernels from the cob. (Idk man first thinf that came to my head
Also, if anyone wants to vibe check me back, plz do :D
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Szeth, you’re a wooden spoon carved with a cheesy positive message, stained with the color of soup, speaking of repetitive use. It may not exactly match all the other kitchen utensils, but it somehow fits in all the same :)
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heh, lol. mine is awesome.
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Hey y'all! You guys need to go vote for this right now:
LOOK AT THE LITTLE SLUGGOS
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I've done it.
I'm going to win forever.
This is the epitome of my achievements on the shard.
BOW DOWN TO ME!!!
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QuoteI was honestly surprised no did a "i'm leaving the shard y'all... JK APRIL FOOLS" su.
we all did those last year it woulda been boring
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Heeey, your birthday is Pi day! Cool!
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Yep! Which is funny cause I don't like math
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BRANDON, YOU TROLL! YOU TROLLLLLLLLLL!
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I think march should be nation author trolling month. Just because of Brandon Sanderson.
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March First should be National Trolling Day. right next to April first in pranks.
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Absolutely. I love both ideas!
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what does it mean? WHAT DOES IT RUSTING MEAN?
SpoilerMy hope is a Mistborn adaption. I mean, the mist, the Kelsier quote, and music totally sounds like it could be, er mistborny.
BUT WHAT DOES IT MEEEEEEEEEEEN
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If anyone hears any screams tomorrow, you know who’s it is….
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HEHE, it's going to be all of us. hmmm, fortiche....
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I'm so excited!
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I knew it, i knew it was gonna be a rickroll, i literally thought "this is going to be a rickroll," WHY DID I CLICK ON IT?
Anyway, you got me
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gooooooooood
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If you ever want to feel like a god, put on headphones and blast this:
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The show being both serious and ridiculous is exactly what makes it amazingGiorno's theme is so good
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actually I turn on some nice good ol' kung fu panda music or mandalorian music.
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This is better tho
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*copies Fadran*
People who are decidedly awesome:
And obviously many more who i have not named.
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Awww thanks Facepalm. You're an amazing person and quite franky one of the main reasons i felt so welcome on the Shard when i first joined
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YEEEE. I am awesome! thankyou Szeth!
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*gaaaasp*
AWWWWWWWWW FACEPALM THANK UUUUUUU
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@person who is scrolling through my SUs: i see you >.>
don't know who you are tho
Whoever you are, you should watch Arcane
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what? no. I was the one doing random stuff on TLT and then your notification appeared, HOLY FRICK 3 notifications at once!
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I think that might be me catching up on my notifications
Not sure though
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Heeeyyyyy so i'm copying dannex. I'm making a ten minute timer and then writing till the time runs out. Haven't thought 'bout what i'm gonna say. Hmmm.
I should paint one of my walls. My favorite color is green, but it wouldn't go with the rest of my room. Maybe i'll try navy blue. That would match the rest if my decor.
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Ok, you know what, i'm gonna copy dannex some more. (Please don't sue me dannex i am good boi :<) I'm gonna write a story!
Hmm. Lets see. My sketchbook is in front of me, i'll open to a random page and make whatever is on it the protagonist.
Ok, the page i flipped to has Szeth and Nightblood, coincidentally. Ok, for setting i'll just focus on a random book on my bookshelf and base it off that.
Alright, i got Gone by... actually i don't who it's by. Doesn't matter. Ok.
You know what, this is to complicated. New plan. Protagonist is Daisy. Daisy is a circus ringmaster. She has an incredible circus with performers who preform impossible stunts and animals that blow people's mind. But know one knows that magic is behind Daisy's circus. One day, the magic begins to fail. Performers become violent in the middle of a show, and animals begin to mutate. As time goes on, the circus becomes more and more sinister and eventually-
Shoot. The timers up. That actually seems like an interesting plot for something though, maybe i'll continue with it.
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https://bingobaker.com/view/3742742
The Lost Metal bingo!
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Trell is actually Trell =)) banger
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Hi guys! I did a thing:
If y'all wanted to check it out that would be awesome heh. I've been kinda inactive lately, but i'm back!
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Happy St. Patrick's day!
Make sure you are wearing green or I will find you...
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*burns Szeth's Mac n' cheese*
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Hey y'all :D i fixed my about me page (lol).
And beware the ides of march!
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Me: I'm going to have a super productive Monday! It's a new day, the possibilities are endless! I'm gonna do all my overdue homework, clean my room, bake a pie (happy pie day), train my dog, write a book, and make dinner! who knows? maybe I'll even start a business! or achieve nuclear fusion! the possibilities are endless!
Life: ahaha common cold go brrrrrrrrrrrr
so ye, I'm now a sniffly mess huddled under blankets with a thermos of herbal tea. :/
in other news, Secret Project #2 looks SOOOOOO FUNNY. I can't wait till 2023.
and if anyone has any tv show suggestions (up to tv-14 or a very mild MA) then pray tell
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I just finished the third season of The Dragon Prince (Netflix) and it's just one of the best shows ever.
The Owl House is also incredible. (Disney+)
And Psych (Prime) and Phineas and Ferb (Disney+) are just the best.
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And thx u guys for your suggestions, i'll definitely check these out
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QUICK Y'ALL WHAT ARE SOME COOL EVIL SOUNDING LAST NAMES (OR FIRST NAMES OR MIDDLE NAMES)
SpoilerAlso, i got discord
If you wanna friend me, my discord is (don't judge it's funny and I'm ethnically jewish) Jewish Space Lazer#9951
And if no one friends me i won't feel offended lol
EVIL NAAAAAAAMMMEEEESSSSSSSSSS
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I just asked my roommates for evil sounding names, and the first thing I got was "Eek Vond".... So uh, there.
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I'm probably just gonna do rothchester or something
But i had a cool story idea that i might post in creator's corner soon
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wait, forum games have NOT been dead! TLT has been raging sort of, the other ones have happened just a lot slower. I see what ur saying though.
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OMG GUYS LOOK AT THIS IT'S INCREDIBLE
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yeah, that was weird.
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Thanks for the compliment, Cryo
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Cheers!
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that's... worrisome
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Actually that's true
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SCREEEE shot.
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IT'S A SVRAKISS!!!
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Look at the adowable toofy boiii
Toothy dannnex 4 lyfe
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They're not shhhhh you saw nothing shhhhh
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sorry dannex, it's better when i suggest it
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I was hoping sixth of dusk
but that's unrealistic, i know. And yeah, i did mean parents lol
I've already spent way to much money this year though, so sadly i'm probably gonna scale down to just the ebook/audiobook. That hoid box is calling to me though
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SpoilerDragonsteel is in the cosmere mainline, though, and I don't think he's ever said there's a chance he won't get to it?
and woof yeah these are expensive. I dunno what I'm gonna be able to afford either.
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I guess it would depend what "not mainline" means. If it means "not part of the central plot", then yeah, Yolen doesn't qualify. If it means "not one of the main worlds", then Yolen arguably does qualify (its importance for the cosmere *books* is much lower than its importance for the *cosmere*)
He never explicitly said he won't get to it but he did say he planned on writing it "way after 2030".
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Hi guys, sorry about my recent mean-spirited SU (the one about when cosmere movies/tv shows come out). I won't make any excuses, it was thoughtless and not very nice. I don't ever want to exclude anyone or cultivate an exclusionary environment. Thanks to the mods for calling me out and keeping the shard awesome :)
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Yeah, I am responsible for doing that too, I can assure you I am sorry as well.
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22:22 on 2/22/22 on Tuesday.
perfection has been reached
22:22 on 2/22/22 on Tuesday.
perfection has been reached
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I missed mine by about 3 minutes
I was in music class without a computer or a clock. But yes. Perfection.
I missed mine by about 3 minutes
I was in music class without a computer or a clock. But yes. Perfection.
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I missed it. Was talking to chatbots for Exploring Computer science. My friends took a picture of it thought. It really is perfection.
