Thaidakar the Ghostblood

I would check. Every day.

The real question is, when didn't you?

ahh, that makes sense...

I thought Cacophony was a tree...

But it could be fun though...

Yes, it would be.

uhhhhhhhh Somehow, I doubt that.

"I win..." said the one after TLPW gets shut down. "But at what cost?"

XD True though.. We guys think we're super clear and logical, but... we're not, especially when it comes to these things...

But what about when girls are confusing, confuzzling, baffling, and hard to understand because you don't understand what's supposed to be blatant hints?

Darkness nodded, "That is good. Farewell, Xyr." "Ahhh! Nameless... back from the dead? So soon... Want a drink?" Darkness snapped his fingers, a cup appearing in his left hand, he offered it to Nameless. "After all, we're all friends here..." His sarcasm seemed almost innocent. almost, but with a hint that betrayed it all blatantly. He observed Nameless, looking for changes in him. As he did, he felt exhaustingly tired. His long journey would end, someday, in TLT as it had began. It was depressing to think that he would eventually die. Would he come back like Nameless? He hoped not. To be resurrected time and time again seemed even more exhausting than living as long as he was. His time was, in the end, short. His plans would, most likely, fail. But, Darkness thought, they can't fault me from trying to get what I feel I need in the end. It was the most natural desire in a being with a mind, Darkness knew, to seek something that they, for some intrinsic reason, wanted. Some instinct drove everyone to do something, to try and get something. It was their nature. He knew the narrative reason, without motivation, most characters become bland. But what was the real reason? Darkness had thought about it time and time again, going over it. Why did they seek something? Why not just sit and think... it was time, he'd concluded several times. The concept of time was so visceral in beings, though not quite so brutal in his own mind. It drove them to things, it made them feel progress through time. It made them have a sense of time going by faster. The alcohol poured down his throat, warming it pleasantly. He couldn't get drunk, unfortunately. He'd discovered that years ago. Darkness straightened in his seat, cold calculation taking over, "Tell me, Nameless, why are you back? What are you here for? To kill me? I doubt that, otherwise you would've moved by now. Then again, this new incarnation of you may be different than how you were before. Or," Darkness said, his lips twitching, "perhaps, you are here to see what kind of enemy you will be facing." Darkness licked his lips, all emotion leaving his face, leaving behind eyes that seemed to take in everything, seemed to see the world exactly as it was. "Do not lie when you answer me, Narrator. I know those tricks and they will not fool me, in the end." He had a sip of his drink mechanically, setting it down. His mind was filled with the serenity that only a mad man could muster in a moment like this. For that was what he was, in the end. A mad man with just enough of his mind to perform a semblance of sanity for the crowds. His act would break someday and they would all see him for who he truly was on the inside, his true motivations and desires. It wouldn't break yet, not for a while longer. He couldn't worry about what would take a long time to happen. Instead, he had a show to perform, and he would perform it to the top of his ability.

"I know how, but I will not do it. I will not tell you my purpose, for there is the chance that we may be enemies, for as I know your goal, I know that it would run afoul to my plans and mine to yours." Darkness said, as if compromising their opinions on pizza flavors. "I do not think that an alliance between us would, in the end, be profitable." Darkness knew that everything he did was dangerous here, this being could be deadly to his plans... but it would work out. It always did. At least partially.

Darkness snapped his fingers, an identical scotch appearing in Xyr's hand, "What is my Intent? To reveal it to you would be to reveal it to everyone. It is not the time to do so."

"Hard pass," Darkness said, having a sip of his seemingly never ending scotch, "My goals aren't for this system. What I do here is only prep for my greater purpose."

"By 'this world' you mean TLT?" Darkness asked, seeking to avoid any manipulation by wording.

What about a Mistborn spy or revolutionary?

"I would like to ally with you, but there is only one land I want. TLT. I am sorry, Xyr, but we cannot have an alliance. Instead," Darkness said, "I propose that we have a kind of treaty where we won't get in the other's way until we absolutely need to."

Ushwanahanori slapped Albadoree and Doboradi stabbed Balbadore. Somehow.

Made this and thought I'd share it

Not-abalador was kicked out by the guards promptly. As was Abalador and any other listeners. Even Rlain.

"Quite a life story," Darkness said wryly. "You want void, you say? Void for the universe or for yourself? Or, perhaps, for someone else in specific."

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