Shallan: I am a responsible adult!
Adolin: *raises brow*
Shallan: I am an adult.
Kaladin: No, this is not a mess. You know what I consider a mess?
Syl: Your life?
Kaladin: I- well yes, but-
Venli: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE!
Venli: *aggressively throws water bottles*
Rlain: Uh... what's up with them?
Eshonai: They're trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us.
Venli: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!
Demid, crying: It's working.
Venli: Why is Eshonai crying on the floor?
Demid: They took one of those 'what person are you?' quizzes.
Venli: And?
Demid: They got Rlain.
Teft: For self defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely.
Kaladin, Adolin, & Shallan: Okay.
Teft: If you don't want to die, give me all your money.
Kaladin: Bold of you to a**ume I have money.
Adolin: Bold of you to a**ume I don't want to die.
Shallan: Bold of you to a**ume I can die.
Teft: What’s up with Kaladin? They’ve been laying on the floor for like….an hour now?
Adolin: They're just a little overwhelmed.
Teft: Why?
Adolin: Shallan smiled at them.
Veil: Bet you can’t eat 15 crayons!
Shallan: Bet you I can!
Radiant: *sips coffee, checks to make sure 911 is still on speed dial, and goes back to reading the paper*