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Thaidakar the Ghostblood

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  1. To Goat or not to Goat my dear Horatio.
  2. it was a random quote generator you insert names into it, I thought this worked pretty well but I see what you mean.
  3. Thaidakar turned on his phone and started the Avengers Endgame soundtrack as he pulled out Mjolnir. "REVENGERS ASSEMBLE this is a trap.." (and yes I did mean Revengers)
  4. Thaidakar soon realized he should end this fight as soon as possible and set up peace terms that would freeze all territories gained in the war of Pizza independence from Pineapple.
  5. Thaidakar ignored Robin and healed his wounds as he was a Dustbringer. he attacked Nameless with rage and took a lightsaber to Nameless' throat.
  6. Thaidakar shoots Nameless in the head and pulls out the sword.
  7. I have touched Lego TPBM is not not an ookla.
  8. nope only like the past ten pages. TPBM has read the bands of mourning
  9. Thaidakar begins making allies, he summons @Szeth's Facepalm and @Szeth_Pancakes if they would help him in his war against the indubitable Nameless.
  10. Granted it insults you until you die (natural, unnatural, suicide) I wish for lunch (im hungry)
  11. All the potato beasts charge at Moni as Thaidakar throws sharp pepperoni at Nameless.
  12. YEE. this place is near a sea.
  13. the fries sent a giant potato monster to murder Moni.
  14. Shallan: I am a responsible adult! Adolin: *raises brow* Shallan: I am an adult. Kaladin: No, this is not a mess. You know what I consider a mess? Syl: Your life? Kaladin: I- well yes, but- Venli: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE! Venli: *aggressively throws water bottles* Rlain: Uh... what's up with them? Eshonai: They're trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us. Venli: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU! Demid, crying: It's working. Venli: Why is Eshonai crying on the floor? Demid: They took one of those 'what person are you?' quizzes. Venli: And? Demid: They got Rlain. Teft: For self defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely. Kaladin, Adolin, & Shallan: Okay. Teft: If you don't want to die, give me all your money. Kaladin: Bold of you to a**ume I have money. Adolin: Bold of you to a**ume I don't want to die. Shallan: Bold of you to a**ume I can die. Teft: What’s up with Kaladin? They’ve been laying on the floor for like….an hour now? Adolin: They're just a little overwhelmed. Teft: Why? Adolin: Shallan smiled at them. Veil: Bet you can’t eat 15 crayons! Shallan: Bet you I can! Radiant: *sips coffee, checks to make sure 911 is still on speed dial, and goes back to reading the paper*
  15. guess what. IM THE KING"S WIT.

    you remind me of someone I hold dearly, my horse.

    I will believe you when you say nothing ridiculous.

  16. Luckily Thaidakar had also sent an army of the French to attack Moni aswell. sadly these frenchmen were fries.
  17. some awesome things Kelsier: I dare you to kiss the next person who walks into this room. Elend: Screw that, I’m not kissing any of you. *Vin walks in* Elend: Fine, I’ll do it. Rules are rules you know. Adolin: I am strong! I beat Shallan at arm wrestling! Kaladin: Anyone can beat Shallan at arm wrestling! Shallan: Hey- Lightsong: Are they stupid? Vivenna: Yes, but they prefer to be called Siri. Nightblood: I don't know, it's not my cup of tea. Szeth: Well then who's is it? Nightblood, staring at a cup of tea: I don't know! Navani: Trouble at 2 o'clock! Dalinar: *looks down at their watch* Dalinar: Now, how do you know that? Dalinar: Watcha doin? Navani: Stealing my neighbour’s cat. Dalinar: Scandalous. Dalinar: Can I help? Dalinar: And then they ran into my knife. They ran into my knife ten times. Navani: You mean you stabbed them? Dalinar: They ran into my knife.
  18. YES. TPBM has never held a cigarette.
  19. gets my favorite color. inserts Chaos.
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