Thaidakar the Ghostblood

lol that's awesome staman!

because it was full of awe. it tasted amazing.

Granted your hair now looks exactly like an old wrinkly man named bob. I wish for a time loop.

Granted, you get Gator-age instead as they are pretty much the same thing. I wish for unlimited money.

why?

Granted, your bane is it's Costco pizza. (what? ok fine they are ok but they aren't AMAZING.) I wish for a spicy deluxe chicken sandwich from chick-fil-a. (now this is something AMAZING, way better than any Costco hotdog.)

Thaidakar sighed contently as he sat down uneasily in a chair, should he tell them now? no, he was going to tell them tomorrow, and that was it. Thaidakar smiled. Micheal squeezed a lemon and made a large jar of lemonade, "anyone want some lemonade?" Thaidakar raised his hand and Micheal poured a cup for him. Thaidakar took a deep drink of it.

LOL Granted but it tastes like dung (as usual) I wish to own and have read every Brandon Sanderson book past present and future!!! also the ability to remember it all and able to tell everyone about them.

I am rereading the Silmarillion by Tolkien. Finrod is still my favorite character, though Maedhros is my second fave now.

Granted you lose all narrator privileges and Thaidakar throws eggs at your house. your bane is that all of your belongings are now my little ponies. I wish for world peace.

the grammar police wants to murder you Frustration.

snorts line of time dust SO if Time Lords committed the anchoring of the thread and caused the universe to be directly affected by Gallifrey's Observer Effect, which is why so many races evolve to be humanoid on radically different planets, what if that means VAMPIRES aren't REALLY the Yssgaroth spilling over from an alternate reality but are in ACTUALITY the distorted reflection of how the first Time Lords gained immortality by extracting the blood of the TIMELESS CHILD and this dark act of exsanguinating an innocent to prolong their own lives creates a crimson stain on the fabric of the universe itself and inadvertently creates their greatest enemies, not just in the form of the Great Vampires they fight during the Dark Times, but also COUNT DRACULA, whose state of quantum impossibility ultimately causes him and his lineage to become THE ENEMY the Time Lords face during the WAR IN HEAVEN??? CHIBBENHALL P-PLANNED IT ALL ALONG THIS ARC HAS BEEN THREE DECADES IN THE MAKING, WE WERE BLIND, BLIND I SAY TO THE DEFT MASTERY OF NARRATIVE THREADS BEING PULLED ALL THESE LONG YEARS passes out doesn't post again for three more years - @Kobold King

Granted, Thaidakar starts wishing for your belongs to turn into cremlings I w-wish for Doomslug to be oblivious to my next couple wishes.

Granted you lose all previous boons and all the banes on the shard become yours. I wish for all of Doomslug's Pokemon cards to be mine.

I love that Nameless! that would be amazing and then at the end of the book Tress and Charles are riding one of them into the sunset.

I would like to request a meme.

Thaidakar shrugged as he took a bite of his CROISSANT!

that makes a lot more sense. so that would mean TFA is still the actual leader and I am just another random guy with my own puppet ghostbloods, NICE!

yeah, that sounds easier, I can go change my character thing to make it like that.

I think it is the number one most successful one now.

Granted you lose all your loved ones. I wish to be an unbound bond smith.

Wins because of SOMETHING!

I think, I am pretty sure my parents are going to get me one of the higher ranked kickstarter tiers, but I usually only make crackpot theories about this kind of thing so happiness is pending. TPBM accidentally inserted something in night watcher boon and bane.

Thaidakar nodded and handed 655 his own homemade stew, the prime ingredient was hamsters.