Thaidakar the Ghostblood

He looked at them, confused for a minute. Then, he laughed. He stumbled, laughing louder. Finally, after he'd settled down, he said, "Me? Take over TLT? Yeah, right. No, no, I will never be such an idiot to do that. I'd hardly last a day. No, I'd rather discover the secrets this place has to offer and help the heroes out occasionally."

"But... why me of all people? Surely I'm not the only person you could fight. Besides, if you really wanted to prove yourself am I really the best option? A scientist?"

"Why slay me? I'm just a scientist." Nowhere kept his sword ready. "If you want to prove your worth, why not go against Nameless? Or maybe Mythos?"

Nowhere looked confused, "who the storms are you and why do you want to kill me?"

Kiss bus, Marry Car, kill subway. KMK Darth Vader, Palpatine, Darth Maul.

Granted, you can't think, aka talk to yourself. I wish for a bowl of spicy chips.

Chocolate. Peperoni or sausage?

That's both awesome and confusing. I'll do 9/10

When isn't a goat taser needed?

Shadow survived, actually. He could never truly be destroyed, after all. I now have given the sandwich to someone who will never let it go at all costs.

Hoodies, always. Soccer or football?

Gets a crass joke. Inserts but.

Shadow wandered into the bar, sipping a gross, blackened looking drink. Almost charred looking. it had some sort of green thing swirling around in it. Shadow had a sip and sat down at a table in the corner.

Unknown Thaidakar lay on the back of the wolf-bat, his hands on the reigns. He hadn't slept at all, but that was fine. For now that is. Sleep might be risky for him, might make him want to go for the power. The sun rose in the distance, it was redder and bigger than most suns he'd seen. Why hadn't he seen it yesterday? He shrugged to himself as the wolf-bat squealed softly. They'd lost the other wolf-bats a few hours ago. Perhaps he should set them down soon. Thaidakar adjusted his glasses with one hand. He'd noticed an hour ago that he could feel something emanating from a certain direction. Luckily, it wasn't back towards the wolf-bats. He wondered what it was... For the first time in this little adventure, Thaidakar wondered how he'd gotten here. He'd been preoccupied earlier, thinking about how to resist the power and escaping the wolf-bats. Perhaps there was something important about this place. He wondered about the large black rocks, maybe they interfered with teleportation. It seemed like a solid guess. Perhaps even correct. He'd have to touch down and check sometime. He started humming to an old tune, perhaps- he stopped abruptly, noticing a large, curved stone spike approaching swiftly. He swerved the wolf-bat to the side, circling it. This was where the sense was coming from. He could tell, somehow, that this was ancient. Something from long ago. He touched down at the side and tied the wolf bat to another bit of stone. Thaidakar rubbed his hands over carvings in the rock. He raised an eyebrow when he found one carving, he hadn't recognized the other ones, but this... this was the sign of the World Seers. He pushed his glasses closer to his face and continued inspecting the base. One rune in particular caught his attention, it was surrounded by some sort of white stone that pulsed softly. The rune was unrecognizable to him, but many were. He walked closer to it and put a hand on it. He titled his head, the way to say it appearing in his head. Perhaps that was just a side effect of being a soulless. or, perhaps, the thing inside him was trying to earn points for itself. Either way, it was correct. He said it aloud, "evearilian movari." He heard something like pistons moving in the stone. A rectangular bit of stone sank into the rest of the curved pillar and moved aside, revealing a dark stairway. Thaidakar shrugged and said to himself, "well... looks like it's time to walk down the mysterious stair. A normal Saturday." he shrugged and then began walking down the stairs.

*laughs darkly*

Yes, the wars are beginning again.

"What the-" He tapped a button on his coat and a forcefield went up, he summoned a long, dark blade in his hands. Certainly not a narration blade, and not Plot's sword.

What are you doing? I... I swear...

So it begins again... heh. @Ookla the Implosion

Well, we talk about how cameos can be "on screen", how is this any different?

Yes. TPBM is at the library right now.

They didn't understand. Shadow was the absence of all things. The absence and the presence, to be precise. He was a conundrum. Shadow, still holding the sandwich for some odd reason, threw it in the air. I catch it and use an enderpearl to get away.

Gets the 16th shard. Inserts a forum game.

I- *calls random person* they're on to me. TPBM didn't change for ookla season.