Person: *posts a detailed thousand-word theory that took them five hours*
Person: “Spren”
@Ookla the Frustrated: Well, well, well. If it isn’t the new kid.
Yes, but I could easily send my cat to kill you, while your dog wouldn’t understand.
Also, I do like dogs, just not as much as cats. Take a look at my banner. And my most recent status update.
The Nevernight Chronicle! It's more lyrical prose than Brandon's Orwellian, and it contains a lot more mature themes, but it's good if you can handle some gore and sexuality.
Edit: It's really not like Brandon at all now that I think about it, but you should definitely give it a shot.
Brandon: Hey Isaac! What should I do with this light?
Isaac: Leave it on for a year and a half then turn it off for another year and a half.
Isaac: it conserves energy that way
(This is probably the stupidest thing i've ever written)