"This is unholy! Top much plotblades in one area! Blasphemous! The kraD eno will reign down upon us! Hide, run, but do not fight!" Rirrom screamed, but did nothing, since he was only a side character
Wait. Rirrom used most of his power to reverse the blade's effect, which now made it so if you didn't hold it you were a side character. "lt is a worthy sacrifice sequence. one must learn eventually."
Thinking about the dark patron (itz backwardz) gives her power
"She goes by many names. Bane of authors, god of uncanny valley, that kind of thing. I am Rirrom, a Narrator of no small renown."