The Storming Stormfather

My first attempt at making memes Is it just me?

Welcome to the Shard! What character are you most likely to chuck a baseball at and do you think they would catch it?

@Ejhon! Welcome to the Shard! If you could pick one of the cosmere worlds to live on, which would it be?

Welcome to the Shard, @ScarecrowBoat716 (to tag someone, type @{name of user})! If you were to eat one of the Rosharian jams, which would you chose?

Welcome to the storming Shard, @jorgederoma! So you're now a necromancer and you can bring back one dead Brando Sando character. Who would it be?

Welcome to the Shard! Which Cosmere character would you most want to string during a highstorm?

Welcome to the Shard, @Legobinder! If you could build (or have built for you) one scene from Sanderson's books (not Dawnshard, I haven't read that), what would it be? And would you want to build it?

Welcome to the Shard! Shardplate or Shardblade?

Welcome to the Shard, @TheHotze! If you were to pick any of the cosmere's religions, which would you pick?

Welcome to the storming Shard, @Mystic Syn! If you were to befriend any of Brandon's characters, who would you chose?

@Gyirin Welcome to the Shard! If you could chose any one of Brandon's magic systems (Allomancy, Rithmatics, Breaths, etc.), which would you pick?

Good to know you're alive. @Aeternum, welcome to the Shard! What's you favorite Sanderson book? Who's your favorite character?

Welcome, @Archo, to the 17th Shard. If you could Ascend as one of the Shards (living or dead), which would you pick?

Welcome to the Shard, Autobrecciation! Which character (non-Mistborn series) do you think would have the best chance to take down the Lord Ruler?

It's Yo-yo. Not important, but still. Note that in Firefight, David's entire top half of his body is vaporized by Obliteration and he still is healed by Prof's power, so there is no guarantee that crushing Prof's head would actually kill him.

Even those of us who grew up using English still have problems with it, so don't worry about it!

I don't quite understand this question, but kind of sounds like "who's you favorite character" so I will respond with this. HOID!!!!!!!!!! Renarin is a close second with Breeze, Wayne, Lopen, Silence and Sebarial tied for third. No, you definitely can't handle me. I'm way to fast. Also in a very comfortable chair. In my house btw. As for which planet, probably Threnody. It's so interesting there! I don't storming know how in the storms it wasn't storming taken yet! It's a storming great name!

Everything but the Alcatraz books. My favorite is any of these: Words of Radiance, any of the Reckoners, Skyward or any of the Mistborn (either saga).

Thanks!

Hi! I have no clue what to say were , so...... STORM YOU!