The Storming Stormfather

Slightly dramatized version of a recent and true story.

Me: 

Pizza:

Me: *taking out a pizza from the oven in peace*

Pizza: Do you know what I want to do?

Me: No, bad pizza!

Pizza: I want to fall onto the bottom of the oven!

Pizza: *starts sliding*

Me: *reaches for pizza* 

Pizza: Haha, can't catch me! I'm too fast!

Pizza: *starts sliding faster*

Me: NO. STOP. BAD PIZZA!

Me: *grabs pizza*

Pizza: *spins out of my oven mitt*

Pizza: Hehehe!

Me: Stop it< you stoopid pizza!

Me: *finally gets the pizza under control*

Pizza: Awwwww, you big meanie.

Pizza: *pouts*

Me: *takes extra pleasure in cutting this pizza up*

Anyway, how are y'all doing.