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Slightly dramatized version of a recent and true story.
Me:
Pizza:
Me: *taking out a pizza from the oven in peace*
Pizza: Do you know what I want to do?
Me: No, bad pizza!
Pizza: I want to fall onto the bottom of the oven!
Pizza: *starts sliding*
Me: *reaches for pizza*
Pizza: Haha, can't catch me! I'm too fast!
Pizza: *starts sliding faster*
Me: NO. STOP. BAD PIZZA!
Me: *grabs pizza*
Pizza: *spins out of my oven mitt*
Pizza: Hehehe!
Me: Stop it< you stoopid pizza!
Me: *finally gets the pizza under control*
Pizza: Awwwww, you big meanie.
Pizza: *pouts*
Me: *takes extra pleasure in cutting this pizza up*
Anyway, how are y'all doing.
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I had my brother sit on my back so that I could improve flexibility.
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