Aspiring Writer

3. 3 all the way

Of course, you would figure out how to kill with an egg. Holy crud, Grammarly wants me to remove the 'with' from that sentence it seems so impossible. (P.S I hope the options I made will not make you think of me negatively. I swear, I'm a law-abiding citizen) Anyways, @Nathrangking you called next, have at it.

So... You are from another reality? is this canon? @Channelknight Fadran can you confirm?

I just noticed the almost. I'm sticking by it because I know it is not 1. You can't fool me.

I guess, but it's not as bad as me doing it as a teenager. I guess 2.

The only time I was tempted to steal food was when I was old enough to get the concept of stealing.

No, that one was the lie, N. So let me explain those two, because I know you're both like WTF were you doing. And again, it's not that bad. In fact, it's kinda funny. Okay, so the vandalism one first. So me at a Costco see this really nice cabinet. I open a drawer and find a sharpie. I start writing numbers on the cabinet, and the reason I did that was that I was five and didn't understand what a permanent marker was. I was caught, ran off, caught again, and thankfully there are ways to remove sharpie, so I didn't get in trouble and knew never to use a sharpie on something again. The shoplifting a clothing store was at a Kohls, and I stole an earring. Not a pair. Just one. From three sets, I don't know why okay, I was little and stupid and liked the earrings so I took them because I didn't understand the concept of stealing yet. I don't even wear earrings. So there, not that bad, right? Funny. Your turn Fadran.

Hey, I said I will explain! Whatever you're thinking, it's wrong!

... no

... No. (Don't worry, I will explain when my turn is over)

That's so cool! After me, I just finishing typing it when you said that. Okay, guess I'll give it a go. 1. I have committed Vandalism in a store 2. I stole food from a store 3. I have shoplifted from a clothing store (Edit: I cannot stop laughing at the options I picked. I just keep imagining your reactions. XD)

Clever girl, playing with the words. XD Was it fun playing a boy?

I will do you the service of not looking that up. If you know it's bad, you don't need me to see it. Hope you write again, and in case you forgot, YOUR INTRODUCTION TO ME WAS DONE IN CAPS XD. Honestly, I have not seen the full extent of your craziness, but there are moments where I'm like, "Yes, she is crazy. Good." XD Also, read my stuff. I'm releasing some Sources of the universe chapters tomorrow, it'll be a great time to look. Nobody is reading my stuff right now and it's getting a bit boring and sad. What's the point of writing if nobody reads it?

Writer, Spire, I honestly don't care, you can make one up and I'd just find it endearing. Fadran calls me Aspire, so *Shrug*

First one?

No, I clicked the link, but what's the gameplay?

They proceeded to feed him a fish that could only say "I am a Fish"

It appears yes, you are. What is it?

Oh Harmony, princess genocide is right. I think I died four times and came back to life. I don't like Wax, he's too hot. *Badoom BANG* (That bang was Wax shooting me)

Funny. Odium, Ruin, and Autonomy with Chasmgoat. The Shards are allied with each other.

It was so cold, it felt hot.

I'm aware. Screw you.

I literally just mentioned that in the PM!

XD You're forgiven and thank you for proving your hilarity.