Scarletfox

Granted. You have it, but it will be your last cup of coffee you will ever drink. I wish for hot tea that is not (this is an edit, I must have left his not in here) just cool enough not to burn my mouth.

Out of complete curiosity, why are you voting for @I Am A Fish?

I just finished reading the Heroes of Olympus. Partly because everyone said I should read them, and partly because I was needing a packing peanut book that wasn't as intense as all the other books I'm reading. I also just started The Alloy of the Law for the first time. So, that's fun.

What was your first impression of me, and.... What do you think I look like? (I know I've dropped a lot of hints to my appearance when talking about foxes, but like, besides that)

Really?? I DID SOMETHING RIGHT!!! Droplets of water, duuuuh. Jk jk. I don't know why, but I always envisioned you with brown hair and brown eyes, and a little shorter than me, but with an older kind of face. You know, that look of maturity and knowledge that some people have. For some reason, I always imagine online peoples with random details that are usually non-existent.

Of course, @Channelknight Fadran, I believe you are already listed as my secondary advisor. I would love to be your wit, your court advisor, a member of your judicial process, or anything else like that. I would love to be your campaign manager, with the condition that I may help others as well (not as much as you of course). And apologies for being gone for so long.

This is a hard one... I think it has to be The Fisherman and his Wife. (except there are some really strange versions of this story, my favorite is the one where the wife is happy in the end even though she's in a hovel)

(I apologize for the morbidness of this joke) There were once three rooftop workers that worked on the roof of a skyscraper. One was Italian, one was Mexican, and one was American. One day, the three workers were eating lunch together. The Italian opened up his lunch, and saw that it was spaghetti. "My wife packs me spaghetti every day, if she packs me spaghetti one more day, I'm going to jump off this skyscraper!" The Italian said. Then the Mexican opened up his lunch, and saw that it was enchiladas. "My wife packs me enchiladas everyday, if she packs me enchiladas one more day, then I'm going to jump off this skyscraper!" Lastly, the American opened up his lunch, and saw that it was a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. "My wife packs me a peanut butter and jelly sandwich everyday, if she pack me a peanut butter and jelly sandwich one more day, I'm going to jump of this skyscraper!" The next day, the three workers opened up their lunches. The Italian opened up his lunch, and saw that it was spaghetti, so he jumped of the skyscraper. The Mexican opened up his lunch, saw it was enchiladas, so he jumped off the skyscraper. The American opened up his lunch, and saw that it was a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, so he jumped off the skyscraper. At the men's funerals, the three wives were crying together. "I just don't understand!" The wife of the American man said. "We know just how you feel," the other two women said. "No," the first wife said, "I didn't pack his lunch for work, he did!"

Once, there was a group of construction workers building a road. Under a nearby tree, their manager sat watching in the shade, sipping lemonade. The construction workers worked away, while wondering why they were working, and their manager was sitting and sipping lemonade. So finally, one of the workers threw down his shovel in frusteration. "Why is it, that he gets to sit and sip lemonade, and all o' us have to keep working?" He asked his fellow workers. The workers decided to draw straws to see who should confront the manager, and ask him why he was sitting and sipping lemonade, and they were working. Lo' and behold, the one who drew the straw was the first one to talk. So they sent him up to the manager. The man walked up, and asked the manager, "why is it that you are sitting here sipping lemonade, while we're working away? "Now now," the manager replied, "we do everything for a reason here. Let me show you." The manager walked up to a metal post, and put his hand on it. He pointed at it saying,, "Punch my hand as hard as you can." The construction worker tried to punch the manager's hand as hard as he could, but the manager moved his hand out of the way just in time. The worker slammed his fist into the metal post. "Storm it!" The construction worker cursed. "What did you do that for?" "That," The manager replied, "Is why I'm sitting here sipping lemonade, and you are working under the hot sun." So the construction worker headed by to his friends, with the answer. He looked around for something hard like the metal post, but the only thing he could find that matched the hardness, was his head. "This is what he said." The construction worker placed his hand on forehead. "Punch my hand as hard as you can."

David's father has three sons. One is named Snap, another is named Crackle. What is the third son's name?

Just got bored and started messing around. I offered my services, but got no replies, so I thought, why not! Do you want one? Edit: oh wait nevermind you're not running... Ack! Storm it! This one was a gif, but the gif was too big to upload, so I had to change it to jpg. OOOF. SORRY, FISH!

Someone reply so that I can post I am a Fish's poster, it was too big of a file to put here

Awwww! I love it!! When I first saw your profile name, I literally thought "ohhhhh boyyyy.... A drama queen is coming through!" But then I saw some your posts, and I was like, "daaang, this girl's not afraid to say what she thinks! I like it!" (I think a different language than that which I speak) I was excited to see some else who seemed think about what she thought about things. Most people at my school just shy (I know this is a homonym, but I forgot the right spelling, I need some help Condensation!!) away from anything that will make them think deeply, ready to jump on the next passing breeze or idea. I honestly don't really know. I guess just saw this and thought it was super cute. And I like changing my profile pic. And I didn't think it portrayed me very well. I don't know, I guess I wanted something new. Did you like the old one better? I was honestly kind of bored, so decided to change it. I thought you were super super nice. When I met you was the moment I decided I was actually going to dedicate time to this forum. You were so welcoming and helpful, even though I was a nobody.

I just love how people are constantly politically insulting each other, and then apologizing. It's just so funny to me. 'Cause, you know, "We smack each other in the press, and we don't print retractions" (Hamilton if you're wondering), but you guys are printing retractions, so like...

I am offering my services of "graphic design" to everyone! Just let me know the slogan and overall look you want, and I will get you a poster (well, an image). Cause why not.

Hmmmm.... After much thinking and deliberation, I have decided to endorse @DramaQueen, and drop out. Cause being a Court Advisor sounds fun.

hmmm, that might just be more fun than being the leader of the hegemony of the world....

Iroh, but Zuko come in close second The Boiling Rock A fish named Kerplunk and four chickens Seven, all older I thought that you were an amazing artist, and that you were super kind and welcoming. And then when I found out that you liked Avatar, I freaked out because I don't know many other people who like avatar as much as I do!! And then, I figured out that we were basically twins, and I was like, I HAVE FOUND MY PEOPLE. No, although that is a funny coincidence. I don't really play temple run anymore, but I do recall Scarlett Fox a bit.