Scarletfox

Granted. I wish for a Korra remake.

(urgh, I can't believe you beat me here)

If you'd like to join my campaign, working towards world peace, let me know. In my campaign, everyone has a place.

Hello, friends! Ask me anything. I know I'm relatively new, but I thought I'd celebrate my 100th post here!

Good answer. I'll take a straightforward leader any day. Nay, although I do recognize you as an honorable and worthy opponent.

What do you think the best thing is for the people of the world? (trying to pull an Aaron Burr on us, eh?)

The first one - correct The second one - *shrugs* edit: this one really doesn't have an answer... yet

Correct! Here's one And another (kind of)

If you were elected as the world leader, how would you run the world specifically?

Coorrect! Here's another:

I have a good joke, but it needs some explanation. So this is called a storyteller's joke, it's a joke without an answer, so the story is the joke. It depends heavily on the storyteller to keep the audience's interest, so I don't know if it will work written down. Even with that, the joke's funniness depends greatly on your (American sub-)culture. I have told to it to people and only gotten crickets. I have told it to people and have had them burst out laughing. Sooooo, we'll see if you guys like it or not. There was once a man who was having a business deal with his friends who was a farmer. So he went to the farmer's house, and the farmer came out to meet him. The farmer told him to "just stay here for a minute, I need to take of some things inside before our deal can work," and the farmer returned into the house. The man waited for a little while, and a little while longer, and a little while longer, until he decided to explore the property a little bit. He was wandering around near the house, when he found a big, dark, hole. He couldn't see the bottom of the hole, and his curiosity got the better of him. So he grabbed a small rock, and dropped it into the hole. There was a moment of silence, and then *plink*. He heard a small splash of water. So the man went and grabbed a big heavy rock, and threw that down the hole. There was a moment of silence, and then *splash*. He heard a big splash of water. So the man looked around for anything else heavy to throw down the hole, and saw nothing. He walked a little farther away, and found a railroad tie! So he heaved it up on his shoulder, and threw it into the hole. A moment of silence, and then *SPLASH*. There was a huge splash of water. Just then, the man was interrupted by... breighing? (at this point the storyteller speeds up times two) A goat came sprinting down a hill toward the hole. The goat was zigzagging back and forth, back and forth, back and forth, it got to the hole, and it jumped right into it. There was a moment of silence, and then *SPLAASH*. The man stood there, dumbfounded. Just then, the farmer came out. The man ran up to his friend saying "I'm so sorry! I think your goat just jumped into this hole!" The farmer reassured him, "Oh no no, it couldn't have been my goat. My goat was tied to a railroad tie!" If you liked it, I have many more.

Yes, that is better wording. Ooh, what movies do you like?

Hello, friend! Welcome to the Shard! Do you have any hobbies other than reading? (also, try not to post twice in a row, the mods get angry at you for that)

Basically. Here's another one: Hint:

Ok, ok, that's a good point. That's a really good point. (I'm thinking I'll have to make another rendition of this riddle with sand as the answer) I think I'll give you full credit for that one. The actual answer was Next riddle:

Sand doesn't swim in a waterless sea. Although, I do have to give Truthless credit for creativity, I think almost could be an answer. I could sea (pun intended) how you would think that sand is in a waterless sea (itself), but it's also in a normal sea of water. Sooo, I think I'll give half credit for that one. It's not air, but that one is also close. You're on the right path.

"One of my favorite memories is when I was probably around eight or nine, and a bunch of my school was going to this Christmas event together. At the event, there was an outdoor ice skating rink, so a bunch of my friends decided to go ice skating. The pay to go in was crazy, though. We were going to have pay around ten dollars, just to ice skate for one hour, so my mom decided that it wasn't worth it, and that she wasn't going to pay for us to go in, but we would have to watch (my mom happened to be the head administrator of the school, so we kind of had to stay around until everyone went home). One of my older brothers saw just how devastated I was, so he used his own money to pay for me to go in (we don't do allowances, so this was pretty big). I got to skate with my friends for the next hour, which was kind of fun, but the best part was that my brother had sacrificed to see me happy. It showed me that my brother really did care about me (this particular brother and I tended to and still tend to clash at times)"

When I said that, I was meaning as my head advisor, his seconds were Sorana and Channelknight. So, he would my head advisor, and then on his right and left would be Sorana and Channelkight. Sure! I'm thinking of making more specifics about our goals, because world peace is a fairly broad term. I think we could make environmental goals as subgoals to world peace. So, like, our goal is world peace, but to get world peace, we need to prioritize multiple things like perhaps: less war, lower crime rates, a better environment, that type of thing.

Not quite, but a bit close.

I nominate @DramaQueen as my second. - As she has some experience with debate, she has at least elementary knowledge of how policies work, and the repercussions of rulings. @Condensation will be my treasurer and secretary (not the desk sitting secretary, the important kind of secretary). I've noticed that Condensation is very grammatically conscience, which reflects on her attention to detail. This is a desired trait when it comes to people who manage budgets. My head advisor is @Brandon Sanderson, with @Sorana and @Channelknight Fadran as his seconds, my secondary advisors. - Since Brandon will be writing books, and will not have time to rule the world, he will serve as my head advisor. He will give me advice on how to run the country, without the stress of the world on his shoulders affecting the quality of his books. My country will be run with patience. Our goal will be world peace. We are willing to keep the world united, as Elend Venture was able to, but we will not sacrifice our morals to get there. Vote for Scarletfox, a peaceful tomorrow.

Same. I'll be heading to bed soon too, but will spend time on this tomorrow for sure.