Going_North_cal

I did warn you, didn't I? No one ever listens to me. A wind passes through the basement, and it sounds distinctly like a Humph.

The Trial is nothing!!! My power supersedes it. You will release your Bond with them! Now!

That is GORGEOUS!!!

*Sigh...* A whooshing whisper passes through the basement. I said not to enter the basement. I specifically warned against it. But did you listen? No. Does anyone listen in this Storming clinic?? No. And now, I'm going to do something about it. A shrill howl fills the basement, and a ferocious wind pushes everyone back to the stairs.

"DO NOT. I REPEAT, DO NOT, GO INTO THE BASEMENT." Dr. Calano's voice rang throughout the whole facility.

"You get plenty of adventure already. But DO NOT. GO INTO THE BASEMENT."

Dr. Calano sprinted into the room. "NO ONE GO INTO THE BASEMENT!!! IT'S OFF LIMITS!!!!!"

"It's called the Lager Laver!"

Calano popped his head in. "Wine is just grape juice with alcohol, so. . . ."

"Wizard saved you somehow. I don't know why everything is tinted."

"Good question. You drank from the Lager Laver, and it didn't end super well. You almost died."

"Oh boy. Any Truthwatchers or Edgedancers here? We need regrowth!" Shouted the doctor.

"The fountain is spiked with copious amounts of horneater lager. Or, you could say it's just horneater lager, but really watered down. I wouldn't recommend drinking out of it."

"Ok, so, normal Clinic stuff. Awesome. Thanks for the birthday wishes, guys!!"

Dr. Calano burst in through the front door, wearing a hawaiian t-shirt, flower necklace, straw hat, and cargo shorts. "Went on leave for 2 weeks, just got back. Anything important happen while I was gone?" He snapped his fingers, returning to his normal lab coat adorned persona of the Doctor.

I've been on vacation for 2 weeks. I've been writing. For 2 weeks. Prepare to have your minds blown, nerds. Scene #33: Funny little creation poem. Scene #34: Murderous woman goes and kills her 'friend.' It gets dark :D. Scene #35: I wrote a poem about me writing poems. Scene #36: An Ode To Technoblade. Rest In Peace, Blood God. (i miss him) Scene #37: Backstory (in story form) of my Minecraft character WEEEEE Scene #38: Goddess person needs some assistance. Scene #39: Welcome back to depression land, population me, starring Violet and Markus\ Scene #40: (40 SCENES WOOOOOO) Gay lil angsty lil thingy. Scene #41: Angry lady with a scythe gets dramatic. there you go. 9 scenes to read and cry and laugh at. hahahahahaha. (i write too much )

Introducing... The Elemms and the Wyvrns! The Elemms and their Guardians, the 6 Wyvrns, are the Koverse's equivalent of the Dawnshards and Shards (Vessel, not power. Or both. Whatever.) of the Cosmere. Spoilered down below (for size) is a report on all 6 Wyvrns and how their Guardianship over the 6 Elemms shapes their personalities. I did way too much world-building on vacation

Calano - Personal variation of my full legal name. Rolls off the tongue like a charm, (cuh-LAH-no) and is just generally a cool name. Corvus - Bird :).

Malzeno sounds more dangerous because it sounds like the word 'malicious.' Our place in this vast universe as insignificant blips. *cough* Uh, yes. Oh Gods. I have to pick which is better? I hate both soooooo. Changes depending on the day. Today, life is good. I am back!!!! My apologies, I went to Utah for two weeks. But I'm back now and will be active again!!! 68 notifs. ALL OF THEM WERE STATUS UPDATES THAT I WILL NOT BE READING.

sir you have made my day. it's rare to get compliments from a lurker, and to get compliments from a lurker bc i wrote my emotions into words is truly a beautiful thing. Thank you for the supremely kind words, and good luck on that song!! Please share it when you're done, I'd love to either hear it, or just read the lyrics if you haven't gotten a melody. Thanks again!!

Poor Vorin men... Thankfully, I'm no Vorin

"Thank you." The Doctor then abruptly disappeared.