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    I’ve been going through my old activity on here, and the nostalgia, man, the nostalgia…

    I don’t know how many of my old shard buddies are still active, but to those that are, thank you all so much for the wonderful memories :sylheart:

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    Wrong way to play Chaotic Evil: Murder Murder Murder Murder Murder Murder Murder Murder

    Right way to play Chaotic Evil: And when the patient woke up, his skeleton was missing, and the doctor was never heard from again! Ahahaha! So, anyway, that’s the story of how I lost my medical license.

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      Just to clarify: when I say “right/wrong way to play Chaotic Evil,” I’m not saying that one of these can never be done right, or that the other is the only “correct” way of playing Chaotic Evil. I’m just saying that 19 times out of 20, for any alignment, someone with actual motivations, desires, and whatnot will be both more fun and more interesting for everyone involved than someone whose entire character can be accurately summed up in one word.

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    What do you call a wall around a small piece of land?

     

     

    Plot armor!

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    Today I ate a barbecue potato chip dipped in salsa. 

    Honestly, it was pretty disgusting.

    1. The Paradoxical Phenomenon

      The Paradoxical Phenomenon

      Fair enough 

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    Today I found out that hydroxic acid is in my plumbing system and has been for years.

    1. Experience

      Experience

      Yummy

    2. The Bookwyrm

      The Bookwyrm

      Wait, I've had the same problem. Ever since my family moved to this house, actually.

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    So, I was going to catch up on all my notifications, but...

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    heck that.

    What did I miss?

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    2. Channelknight Fadran

      Channelknight Fadran

      What

      huh

      what

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      what

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      I need help knowing what’s happened over the last few months

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      Also, who the heck is @Munni badnam hue darlind T?

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    As little as one apple can be lethal when delivered at mach 5.

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    2. dannnex

      dannnex

      i think many things would be lethal at mach 5

    3. Channelknight Fadran

      Channelknight Fadran

      At what speed must one deliver an apple for the apple to become completely incinerated before completing its delivery?

      If an apple were to be incinerated at such speeds, then would the residual air pressure and heat waves be lethal regardless?

      And if such waves were considered lethal, then could we still consider the apple to be the means of lethality?

    4. The Bookwyrm

      The Bookwyrm

      Anything is a deadly weapon if it's moving fast enough.

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    Haha, new Kurzgesagt video go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

     

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    For anyone who hasn’t seen EmLee’s status update:

    We just got home from an emergency vet. Why? Because someone found our cat looking like this:

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    I’m really hoping she’ll be okay, but if she isn’t… well, at least we’ve got lunch figured out for a day or two.

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      My brother set it up, and I’ve never bothered to change it.

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      Update 3: Pepper has come home! There’s a few things to watch out for, but other than those, she’s feeling much better!

    4. Frustration

      Frustration

      Yay

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    HOLY SHYDHSRJSUXJDGDHDVDGDFHSTBDUDBDHDTXBFIDDCDJJCEYDVTS

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    2. S. Stormy

      S. Stormy

      *'twas

    3. 2EmLee2

      2EmLee2

      When I see the video I literally screamed. Several times.

    4. 2EmLee2

      2EmLee2

      *saw

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    Spoiler

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    HONESTLY, PEOPLE

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    2. The Bookwyrm

      The Bookwyrm

      I don't believe I understand just how big that number is...

    3. PyroPhile

      PyroPhile

      ENTER WHY DID YOU COLLAPSE MY LUNG WHYYYYY

    4. Szeth's Facepalm

      Szeth's Facepalm

      HTML edits are fun....... once, a couple years ago when Sanderson's Lost Metal progress bar was at 25%, i edited it to be 100% and sent a screenshot to my cousin. And he believed me!!

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    HOLY CRAP WE FORGOT ABOUT CLONE SEASON

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    2. The Wandering Wizard

      The Wandering Wizard

      You could create a new Clone Season Council if the old one is inactive.

    3. dannnex

      dannnex

      who said the clone season council was in charge anyway

      also who the heck is the clone season council

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      The Clone Season Council is the original Truthless Troops from the first Clone Season. (The ones that stayed loyal, at least.) (Oh and also my sister.)

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    Some combination of the following statements is true:

    1. My cat has tried to kill and/or eat my arm.

    2. My cat has tried to play-wrestle with my arm.

    3. My cat has tried to mate with my arm.

    Please reply with your guess.

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    And the answer is…

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    1. Robin Sedai

      Robin Sedai

      All three?

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    Oh boy, the cup of pickle juice I just chugged sure was refreshing!

    1. Shining Silhouette

      Shining Silhouette

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    2. 2EmLee2

      2EmLee2

      It’s true. He really did drink pickle juice.

      (This is one of the times where I’m concerned for his sanity)

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      As you should be!

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    Guys I'm the Survivor of Catsthin

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    2. 2EmLee2

      2EmLee2

      =)

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      Apparently!

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    I’ve rickrolled myself more times than I can count.

    1. Szeth's Facepalm

      Szeth's Facepalm

      Same, my guy, same -_-

    2. Frustration

      Frustration

      No, you just were making sure your link worked.

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      FullSizeRender.MOV

      You sure about that?

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    It's Star Wars Day!

    May the fourth be with you...

    ...I have nothing else to say.

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    Also, please disregard the status update where I said I'd missed two Shardiversarys. When I posted that, I mistakenly thought April was after May.

     

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    ...I missed my own Shardiversary...

    ....................twice.........................

    ^@&%#@$#%^#$%@$#^@#%@^%%&$#*$#^%#@$@#&%#&%#@&%#@&%@&%@!!!!!!!!

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      Szeth's Facepalm

      B-but it's in may......

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      ....................................................................................dang it

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      PLEASE STOP UPVOTING THIS STATUS UPDATE WAS MADE IN ERROR

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    Wha--

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    I have no words.

    1. Morningtide

      Morningtide

      IKR. Snow in April <_<

    2. DramaQueen

      DramaQueen

      We got A LOT more than that here a few days ago, but it's all melted now

    3. Robin Sedai

      Robin Sedai

      Oh, that's beautiful!

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    I'm about to go back to school after spring break.

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    Can you guess how I feel about this?

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    Because it isn't positive.

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    Well, most of my classes are okay.

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    It's just one class in particular that's giving me so much trouble.

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    And that class is...

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    My Language Arts class.

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    As opposed to my math class, which isn't giving me nearly enough trouble.

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    But, we were talking about my feelings about returning from spring break.

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    And my emotions on that front are...

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    *Ominous fanfare*

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    I would say I'm dreading it, but that implies too much hope.

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    School

    1. Szeth's Facepalm

      Szeth's Facepalm

      Personally, i prefer this version:

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      I think this one is a bit more appropriate given the context, though

      My school, for instance, offers only one pace of math class, and two paces of language arts classes (the latter of which I was completely unaware of until recently). The former of the two is insultingly slow for my needs, the latter overwhelmingly fast. 

      Or, in other words, my school's pace of English class is rushing me along faster than I can handle, and its pace of math class is actively slowing me down.

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      Frustration

      Don't you just love one size fits all education?

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    guys i think i have brandofandonitis

    1. Szeth's Facepalm

      Szeth's Facepalm

      I know, me too. I'm so glad they made a medication for it, i opted for the lightest treatment. It's annoying that we have to wait till 2023 to be treated though :wacko:

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      I'm trying to remind my mom to get the maximum dosage for our family--such is the intensity of our condition. 

      And the treatment delay is kind of annoying.

      Also, the commercial mentioned an aversion to delivery drivers--do you think a delivery driver might be an antagonist of one of the books? (Also, questions like this are how I know my condition is quite severe.)

    3. Szeth's Facepalm

      Szeth's Facepalm

      I thought it was because every time we saw a delivery driver we would hope that they were bringing the treatment.

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    Today is Twosday: Tuesday, February 22nd, 2022. The last Twosday was in 1622, and the next will happen in 2422. 

    I searched back as far as 122 BC and 3022 AD, but I couldn't find a single Twosday 2/2/22.

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    2. dannnex

      dannnex

      no, they'll be dead

      2422 is the next twosday, 400 years from now.

      and it isnt really since it has a 4

      today we got only 2s and 0s

    3. Ironwill2112

      Ironwill2112

      Daaaaaaaaaaang

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      Frustration

      Quote

      no, they'll be dead

      @Dannnex just because people born on feb. 29th have much higher rates of infant mortality than anyone else doen't mean you can joke about it.:P

      Also ignore the late responce, it just took me a while to check back here.

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    My dad tested positive for Covid. The rest of us technically haven't been tested yet, but let's face it, we probably have it.

    *Throws licorice at everyone*

    Merry mid-January, everybody!

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    2. revelryintheart

      revelryintheart

      black licorice >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> red licorice

      also hope your dad gets well soon

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      I got tested yesterday--apparently I'm actually negative, somehow.

    4. Thaidakar the Ghostblood

      Thaidakar the Ghostblood

      dang, my fam got covid a couple weeks ago, we are now sick of something else instead of covid, we have been sick for a month or two.

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    Glitter bomb 4.0

    GLITTER. BOMB. 4.0.

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    2. 2EmLee2

      2EmLee2

      GLITTER BOMB 4.0!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    3. Szeth Pancakes

      Szeth Pancakes

      Y’know, I was a Mark Rober fan before this whole newfangled “glitter bomb” thang.

    4. 2EmLee2

      2EmLee2

      Same with me and Enter.

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