Here is mine! I tried a new rhyming format, 1 1, 2 2, 3, [enter] 4 4, 5 5, 3 [etc...], well, it's probably easier just to read it. But you'll see what I mean; the last lines of each paragraph all rhyme with each other.
Anyways:
@Sorana, @DramaQueen, @Ghanderflaffle, hope you enjoy!
Oh, PS for @DramaQueen:
I don't mean it! The Spook language High Imperial (cough, Fadran, cough) in your roasts are seriously my favorite part.
Course, I don't mean any of the roasts in the entire thing, about anybody. But this one gets a special mention and clarification.