The_Archivist

*lashes himself towards flying person*

*starts waddling defiantly*

2306, 2298, and 2287 are probably my favourites about it. *nukes the field*

We're less than 200 pages away from TLT lenth! *cheers* *checks how long TLT was when TLPW was founded* *immediately stops cheering*

This pretty much sums up what I feel whenever I read through some of the older threads

Nooooooo!!! It took me so long to get the first part of that song out of my head, and now it's back!

Now you must dispose of the evidence!

*turns back to the game and wins by cheating*

A Lift quote: If you want Vin to think you're normal, then...

*shrug* It's been almost exactly two years so since his last one, so I assume so.

Yeah, what if is great, it's a shame he stopped making them.

*turns head sharply* Another xkcd fan?

John blinked as all of a sudden, everyone was either running somewhere, getting nocked around, or blowing stuff up. He wanted to help, but there was little he could do, and people who were more qualified than him were already there. He decided the best way thing he could do at that moment was to hang back and watch, and think, and remember.

*grabs salad out of the air and runs over to make a touchdown* (I don't know the rules of (american) football, so please don't kill me).

You're kayana, sule.

Which caused all the squids in the world to panic.

INFINITE CRÊPES!!!!!

Crusts!

*laments not being able to change word size on mobile* Crêpes!!! 588

As Plot was whipped nearly to death.

Sparks! Calamity! Didgeridoo!

Maybe it's a hint saying you'll Return?

*wins for a certain amount of time*

Oh, you will definitely regret this. But it's fun! 583

Granted, but your bane is that you cannot speak. I wish for Ultimate power.