I Am A Fish

Hello!

It is my duty as a heavenly deity to make sure mortals are being intelligent

If you are seeing this you are most likely alive.

If you are alive, (and reading this) you could very well be one of the 57% of people with access to the web, who also own a pet, mainly a cat or dog. If you own a cat or dog give them a belly rub, or a scratch behind the ears. If you own any other kind of pet go and do something nice for them.

Pets are people too.