The Awakened Salad

*The pie cools down enough to eat* *Hands out slices to everyone and then cuts another slice and stuffs face with pie* (This has made me actually start craving apple pie. I think I'm going to have to make some for real).

*Scolds Lunamor, Nathrangking and Mist for trying to eat the pie before it’s ready*

*Takes apple pie out of the oven and waits for it to cool*

Of course!

*Stands in the corner baking apple pie*

Yay! I thought the first book was pretty good, but the second one is what really made me love the series. Hope you enjoy it!

I think I’ll go to the Alleycity thread and let my character wander around for a bit. How do I join the pm?

When you already have your Ookla name and profile pic ready for next year .

News reporter voice: Immediately after their unintentionally awesome victory, Nathrangking unintentionally slipped on a banana peel and fainted. This leaves the victory to Salad.

*Accidental victory*

How are you so good at these? You’re seriously so good at this! I would never come up with the ideas you do in a million years .

Ana frowned at the man as he waved a loaf in front of her face, taunting her with that aroma of freshly baked bread. Involuntarily, her head began to move back and forth, following the bread's path. Her mouth began to water, and she imagined ripping warm, fluffy chunks off and shoving them into her mouth, savoring the crunch of the crust. A whole loaf of bread, all for her... all hers to eat... "Next!" the vendor shouted, looking over the trio to the next customer. Ana jumped, then looked behind her to see a long line of people waiting. She turned back to the vendor. No, she was not leaving here without her bread. She was tired, and stressed, and confused, and hungry. "What merchant do you buy your ingredients from?" She asked the man.

Hi everyone, so I've just joined and I was wondering where the best place to start would be. My character currently has just arrived in the Alleyverse, so she's not in a guild or anything (although if she does join one I can just change her profile to say she's been there for a little bit). I was thinking a location thread would be best, as it would allow me to get a feel for the Alleyverse without having to worry too much about plot.

All right, I'm jumping into the Alleyverse. I hope this is the right thread. Would someone be able to help with assigning points? I didn't know how to go about it, so I left them out. At some point I'd like to play as Aria as well, but I thought it would be better to start out with only one character to make things simpler.

Is this compliment meant to make up for the fact that you ate one of my brethren? Also now I am cursed to have this username forever, otherwise no one will understand the salad jokes.

*Gasps* You've figured out my secret! I am secretly @AonEne! No not really. Ene please forgive me.

No, that was intentional (Finally, someone noticed it!). I used it to try and lighten the tone a bit and let people know that I wasn't trying to attack anyone (I hope it worked?). Also I just think it's funny . I didn't come up with it, but I have no idea where I got it from.

"As for fairy tales, he understood that they were reflections of the people who had spun them, and were flecked with little truths - intrusions of reality into fantasy, like toast crumbs on a wizard's beard." "He looked him right in the eyes and saw a man who was great and good and human, who had done extraordinary things and terrible things and been broken and reassembled as a shell, only then to do the bravest thing of all: He had kept on living, though there are easier paths to take." "Wishes don't just come true. They're only the target you paint around what you want. You still have to hit the bull's-eye yourself." - All from Laini Taylor's Strange the Dreamer duology

*Wins mostest*

Granted, however it is permanently stuck to your back. I wish for necromancy powers, and absolute control of the dead that I resurrect.

There’s not really much a story behind my name. I’m really indecisive when coming up with usernames, and after a while I just gave up and named myself The Awakened Salad on a whim. Also Salad is kind of like a Vorin name .

Nope!