Channelknight Fadran

I am never frustrated when the notification is "DramaQueen quoted you in _____"

Department of defense.

You lost it again! Don't life feel good?

Sure! Why not? How about... just war?

*Snorts* you thought I was popular? Me? A Sanderfan? Heh. You amuse me.

I live in world.

@xinoehp512

Here. I'll stall for you. As Leader of the Hegemony of the World, I order you to give DramaQueen more time!

Uhm... Hegemon of the Agricultural Department... Hegemon of the Department of Fair Labor? There's a lot of options. Yes. I'm thinking we could put on an annual show commemorating the unity of the world, and doing so will require an entire government department. Also, removing negative drama will definitely be your job. Same options and stuff as Vapor.

Head of the Drama Department?

Would you like to join my staff?

"You!" *gasp*

Are you sure you don't want to be on my team?

I'm a Logician INTP-A/INTP-T. At first I was incredulous, but it is spot-on.

Sure. You can also be accountant. Would you like to be on my staff?

So I've been wondering how to do origami...? *Pales* I swear, I didn't eat any of those things!

Fadran clears his throat. "Alright, world! I would've prepared a speech, but I didn't, so I guess I'll improvise. I swear on my name that I will bring peace and equality to this world, that any who puts their mind to something may achieve it. Doing this will be difficult, and there is a long road to tread before we get there, but we have a plan. "First, I would like to introduce you to your Vice Hegemon: @Spren of Kindness. Her job is to maintain a balance of power, so that I don't abuse anything. She is the nicest VH this wolrd will ever have, and when equality is our goal, there is nothing else I would rather have. "Secondly, I would like to introduce you to my staff. @Emi and @Danex are both High Advisors. I have invited @Scarletfox to join me in this mission, but I am yet to know whether she has accepted. @Matrim's Dice is my executioner, but with luck we won't have to use his services. "There are others I would like to invite to join me in my quest to equalize the world. @Mist, @Condensation, @Vapor, @DramaQueen. I would have liked to invite @I am a fish, but unfortunately he has become fillet. There are many capable people here on the Shard, and I want them on my team. "Perhaps you are wondering what I will be doing with my newfound power? My first act is to create the Equal Opportunity Doctrine: No one shall be refused any opportunity on account of their gender, color, or species (yes, that includes fish... apparently). Following that, I plan to reward the working class for their efforts, rather than the upper class for exploiting them. "Thank you, for voting @Channelknight Fadran as the Leader of the Hegemony of the World."

The brikckck wall wasn't particularly jazzed about this.

What about the ones without Matt? What about the Just Jeremy sketches?

"I'm afraid I'm elected." - Ulysses S. Grant @Spren of Kindness @Matrim's Dice @Emi @Danex @revelryintheart

Agree

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