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  1. NameIess
    WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR ARM?!?!?!?!!? I was just trying to get it to stop making that noise.
  2. NameIess
    Granted. Your bane is that someone adds an asterisk to your name. I wish to have no bane.
  3. NameIess
    The girl asked why yellow existed.
  4. NameIess
    I awaken with a spiked cookie through my head, which because of the faulty method of admission fails to put me under the usual mind control. Instead I use my newfound superpowers to become Supersabdwich, a villain known for bad spelling and stealing sandwiches.
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    318. Eat exclusively one thing and never shut up about exclusively eating said one thing.
  6. NameIess
    I decide to enact some vigilante justice and blow up a completely random alleyway that was definitely filled with corrupt policemen and mafia members and not a poor guy with the sandwich.
  7. NameIess
    Almost 50,000 posts here huh? Nice.
  8. NameIess
    The girl asked what differentiated s pine cone from a pine apple.
  9. NameIess
    Granted. Your bane is to never be able to rid yourself of the block of cheese until it rots away completely. It will always appear in your pockets when most inconvenient and unexpected.
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    I then take the sandwich, as I am the lead detective assigned to this case and the sandwich is essential evidence.
  11. NameIess
    The girl stared at this pineapple and asked why it didn’t not exist.
  12. NameIess
    The girl looked at it. Then she looked back up and asked what made things exist.
  13. NameIess
    One day, it is discovered that due to some unusual occult circumstances, mice have become inundated with magical power such that eating a mouse gives humans an extra year of life as well as the ability to use their own vitality (aka their lifespan) to fuel magical powers. The more mice they eat, the more efficient these powers become and the easier it becomes to use greater portions of their lifespan. However, there are diminishing returns for both of these benefits, so eventually one will hit a cap on their magical powers and maximum lifespan. As a result of this, mice are soon almost entirely eliminated in the wild, with industrial rat farming becoming the number one global industry. Mouse smoothies hit the tops of the charts, and magical researchers across the world work night and day to discern the best way to allow humans to harness the newfound potential of mice. To their initial delight, the humans find that their bodies are in fact incredibly inefficient at harvesting the energy within mice, and if this inefficiency could be solved, humans could see benefits hundreds or even thousands of times greater than they currently experience. Unfortunately, they realized too late that the perfect vessels of this power already existed: cats. Jars of rocks.
  14. NameIess
    A young girl walked up to Everyone and asked why they couldn’t feel emotions.
  15. NameIess
    Then fell in a well
  16. NameIess
    Nameless’ lawyer pasted a smile on his face as Hacob left. “Ah, excellent. My thanks to the court for hearing this case, even if the plaintiff did turn out to be wasting your time.” inwardly, the lawyer was seething. Just a few more posts and he’d have been set for life, able to retire to some quiet corner of the thread and spend his days feasting upon the souls he’d gathered up throughout his long career. But no, this case just had to end now. For stupid reasons like an Author being busy, no doubt. Either that or some useless quest. Now he’d have to finish at least one more case, unless he wanted his retirement home to be without that thirtieth jacuzzi. The lawyer sighed, then began packing up his things to go.
  17. NameIess
    (For the seventeenth time this month)
  18. NameIess
    To solve this weakness, the cat immediately made itself invisible.
  19. NameIess
    Schrödinger was always making things more complicated than they should be. It was so unfair that the universe happened to agree with his theories.
  20. NameIess
    This was either impossible or completely possible, depending on your theory of time-travel continuity.
  21. NameIess
    Regardless, by the laws of stuff, everyone (including Everyone) will eventually get a friend.
  22. NameIess
    This was understandable, as Everyone had yet to meet said future best friend.
  23. NameIess
    The Inexperienced was quite upset that she was always getting mixed up with her brother whenever one of their names was placed at the beginning of a sentence.
  24. NameIess
    The tsunami of fruit was quite deadly to the inexperienced.
  25. NameIess
    Someone old walked in shortly after the new person. "Hello indeed. You're new here? Watch out for pineapples."
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