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  1. NameIess
    (Nonagon was a very accomplished ninga, or so he claimed)
  2. NameIess
    (Non was the back-alley teacher that Mim had been taking lessons from due to his impatience with Nin's much slower teaching methods)
  3. NameIess
    One of the swords was chipped, and the other was rather rusty. Mim wasn't very good at taking care of his equipment.
  4. NameIess
    Mim (who was one autocorrect away from being called Mom) laughed at Nerdy’s challenge. “I am apprenticed under the greatest ninja this world has ever known! I will fight you, but our duel shall be swift indeed.”
  5. NameIess
    Granted. Your bane is that you still can’t interpret what you see. I wish to be kinder.
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    I find the sandwich on the side of the road and take a big bite of it*
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    Mim wasn’t in the mood to listen to the wize ghanderflaffle. (Young folks rarely are)
  8. NameIess
    So if the newcomer wanted to survive, someone would have to teach Mim to throw shurikens better.
  9. NameIess
    Little did the newcomer know, he was doomed to perish at Mim’s hands if the vengeance quest was allowed to continue.
  10. NameIess
    After killing this therapist in a fit of rage, Mim snuck into Nin's secret techniques storehouse in an attempt to learn to use the ultimate ninja weapons on his own.
  11. NameIess
    However, Nin was loath to teach his students the secrets to harnessing these mighty weapons, as it gave them a tendency to die on vengeance quests for some reason.
  12. NameIess
    To accomplish his vow, Nin’s newest apprentice began training three times as hard, so that he’d be ready to claim the ultimate ninja weapon.
  13. NameIess
    Nin had shrugged and made another one, but his newest apprentice had vowed vengeance upon the thieves.
  14. NameIess
    But they were also rocks. This was all the fault of the Riddlemakers.
  15. NameIess
    And they loved crashing weddings.
  16. NameIess
    Some of the rainbow rocks liked this idea.
  17. NameIess
    But soon he didn't exist.
  18. NameIess
    But the rainbow rocks were actually unimportant.
  19. NameIess
    And Viskilious the thirteenth.
  20. NameIess
    The rainbow glowing pebbles had fancy names.
  21. NameIess
    But everything changed when everything began.
  22. NameIess
    But the new generation of children would never have to deal with animal activist groups again, and so they were content.
  23. NameIess
    The children fought back fiercely, and within a hundred years had achieved total annihilation of their enemies.
  24. NameIess
    And the other thing too, of course.
  25. NameIess
    In the next three-thousand and seventy-three extra-long years, not a single corndog was eaten, as they didn’t exist.
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