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Have you read Aether of Night?

At least until Ruin killed him.

Jell turned towards the Archivist. "What do we have we here?" She asked, floating forwards threateningly. "Someone attempting to destroy the order which I have built? What have you to say for yourself @The_Archivist?"

After Ruin killed Preservation.

Which resulted in Vin's death.

The Mist didn't like being shot at.

Nameless took the cat out of the box and Hemalurgically spiked out it's metalurgic powers.

Jell ignored Salad. She was not being manipulated by Nameless. Nameless was watching in horror as Jell began making everything simple and orderly.

You get nothing! *Inserts proceeds from selling the socks*

Jell finished molding Bowser into a perfectly normal turtle. Then she turned towards Experience. "No more shall you argue ceaselessly over pancakes and waffles." Jell transformed all pancakes, waffles, and doughy products into one thing. Bread. It was all the same.

But it also put him under the influence of Experience. Experience now controlled McWafy's every action, thought, and desire.

But since it wasn't in italics, Bowser had still lost all of his powers.

"Y'know, I never really understood the whole pancacke/waffle thing. They're basically the same thing, just cooked slightly differently." Nameless mused.

The waffles showed outward compliance, but they were secretly poisoning every single waffle that McWafy ate. As his powers grew, his soul weakened. And weakened. And weakened. Until he didn't like anything, not even waffles.

Experience died a painful death. Unfortunately, Jell had spent the earlier parts of her life in a violence-proof forcefield, and as even the combined efforts of multiple narrators were not enough to kill Jell then, it was completely impossible for Bowser to kill her. (Jell said anything that makes him different from other turtles.)

McWafy lost all of his powers, as the waffles lost faith in the sincerity of his regard for them.

Bowser lost his feruchemical abilities, his fire breath, and everything that makes him different from a normal turtle. Jell turned to him, frowning. "You are nothing to a narrator. Your pathetic powers will avail you nothing. I can change reality itself. I can do anything I want to do. YOU ARE NOTHING."

For an even briefer second.

You get fire. Lots of fire. *Inserts five million dollars*

Yes: How many questions am I going to ask you? Take a guess. Do the words Samarkand, Afrit, and Golem mean anything to you? How tall is mount Olympus? Would you rather be a Mistwraith or a Kolloss? What color lightsaber would you want? Which Hogwarts house would you be in? How many tons can Spider-man lift? Who's your favorite Jedi? Iron man suit or super-soldier serum? What is Captain America's shield made of in the comics? Who wins in a three-way battle between Percy Jackson, Kaladin Stormblessed, and Spider-man? Are you worthy? Have you ever gotten the better of the Nightwatcher? What's it like to have an AMA that people actually ask you questions on? Would you rather have a horneater name, or be a Siah Amian? Do you have any strangled rocks under your pillow? If so, how many? What's your favorite pokemon? Who wins in a realistic fight between Batman and Superman? Have I asked you the same question twice? Off of the top of your head, how strong is Superman? Would Kaladin be super OP in the DC or Marvel universes? How would you kill a Kandra? Why did the Aviar cross the ocean? Have you read the Arcanum website? Have you played Mistborn: House war? Are you a ghost? Are you afraid of heights? Would you rather fight in a joust or an archery competition? What is your favorite irrational number? Do you like math? What's your favorite book length? Would you rather have you back ache constantly, or be blind? What would happen if Nightblood tried to destroy Stick? Are you scared of Ninjas? What would a Rosharan do if they saw Godzilla? Do you believe the God Beyond exists in the Cosmere? How long will it be before Brandon finishes the Cosmere? Will 1984 ever become real? How much would you pay for a 3 hour 1 on 1 talk with Brandon Sanderson? Would you rather be able to fly, or be invulnerable? Why don't you play Minecraft? Are you a Returned? What's your epic name and powers?

My hardest experience was probably waiting for a relative to finish Oathbringer. They stopped in the middle and didn't pick it up again for about a year. A year. It was really hard not to spoil anything while talking to them.

I dunno. Those cookies are pretty good.

Narrator Jell came back to life. Then assassinated Salad.

In Alethkar at least, Soulcasters decrease the necessary food production, so those numbers would be at least a little different.

Never thought I'd see the day when plot came to TLPW, of all places.