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  1. NameIess
    "Ouch. And no, you can't come. You're not trustworthy enough."
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    (Well, Nameless kinda already used it to fight the Witherlord. They do still have the medallion though.) Nameless teleported back in, grabbed the sword, and ran away with it faster than anyone could react. Someone else coughed. "Uh, Sequence is still trapped. That's why I had to hire adventurers to deliver the invitation."
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    (The sword's still in Nameless' shoulder.) "Oh, hi! I'm Repetition, and this is Impossible. Want to go on a quest to deliver someone named Sequence an invitation?"
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    Nameless stepped to the side, causing the sword to take him in the right shoulder. He gasped as it hit him, as he felt pain, real pain, for the first time ever. face wracked in agony, he glared at Abomination. "Yep. That's Mordite all right. No way to fake that sensation." With the last of his strength, he slashed his Narrationblade through Abomination's wrist and teleported away to a safe location, whearupon he promptly collapsed to the ground unconscious. -- Rep waved his hand in front of Impossible's face. "Hey, buddy? You alright? Unintelligible(?) got you pretty good. Anyways, some guy called. He wants me to go on a quest to deliver an invitation to some person. You want to come? Unintelligible(?) might. I'm not sure. He's not very articulate."
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    "Oh, yeah. Frustration gave it to me. Or was that Callandor? I can't remember. Maybe both of them."
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    But in order to do so, he needed to find a MacGuffin. A particular MacGuffin, to be exact.
  7. NameIess
    Nameless stood up unsteadily. "Oh, hi guys! What's going on?"
  8. NameIess
    Nameless was quite happy to see someone coming around to his worldview. So amazed that he accidentally tripped and knocked himself out.
  9. NameIess
    The master of annoying nicknames.
  10. NameIess
    Nameless of course chose this moment to become a sith and start spraying lightning everywhere, instantly cooking Alex's popcorn.
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    Nameless managed to get out from under Alex, swinging his Shardblade wildly. "Don't worry Lia! Dead people don't have to take naps! They told me so."
  12. NameIess
    Nameless grunted. "I can see that. Unfortunate." He tried a Shardblade next.
  13. NameIess
    The Narrators thought this was hilarious, of course.
  14. NameIess
    "Of course!" Nameless ignited his lightsaber through the dragon's foot. "You'll be so much happier when you're dead. Trust me. All the dead people assure me that it's much nicer than being alive."
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    He was really mad that he was named Tom Joebob. So mad that he changed his name fifteen times a day.
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    Except for Tom Joebob, of course.
  17. NameIess
    Shoe was a respectable fellow. He didn't buy into all the political nonsense surrounding urns, and he always tied his sandals.
  18. NameIess
    But that was irrelevant.
  19. NameIess
    So it decided to undissolve the egg.
  20. NameIess
    And so have I, sadly.
  21. NameIess
    It had been shipping the dragons for the past three thousand years.
  22. NameIess
    This unfortunate turn of events had led to marital strife between the sun and urn dragons.
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    Which was why it had wanted the urn, after all.
  24. NameIess
    Nameless struggled furiously. "Come now, what's this all about? Why have you trapped me here in this... horrible place? I was only trying to help you!"
  25. NameIess
    What dragon, you ask? Well, surprisingly, it wasn't the dragon that was chasing 655. It was a dragon that had lived happily in the sun until an annoying narrator moved it. So now the dragon was very angry, and also hungry.
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