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NameIess

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  1. Rep gulped and peered through the reality hole. "Thom? You there yet? No? Okay, I'll keep cutting."
  2. "Nah, it's fine." Rep pulled his chainsaw out of the gash with a little effort. "I think this is normal."
  3. A horrible screaming noise emanated from the gash in reality.
  4. Rep revved the chainsaw and started cutting. "I'm pretty sure this isn't dangerous. I'm like, 99% sure that it's completely-" He cut off as his chainsaw got dragged into a gaping hole in reality.
  5. Rep grinned. "No, actually. This is for the fourth wall. Specially made. With this thing, we can definitely summon Thom."
  6. "Sure. You know any summoning rituals?" Rep pulled out a chainsaw. "Because I sure do."
  7. Rep was confused. "What wise mentor? You mean Thom? I think he died. Or maybe he just got separated from the rest of the party."
  8. Knight the King of Malkier gave Mythos a confused look. "Sword? I've never held a sword in my life."
  9. Ninjas ran rampant, laughing with glee. Wherever groups of narrators congregated, they could slip into the cracks, destroying what little order remained to TLT.
  10. And it was, contrary to the name, extremely poor.
  11. You get the movie 2012 from the year 2009! *Inserts 2009*
  12. At that exact moment, a chicken flew up and ate the reality stone.
  13. 999 million people decided to take vengeance of Thaidakar for their dead grandmas.
  14. This was quite confusing, not to mention the fact that it killed 999 thousand old grandmothers.
  15. There are some benefits. Like when I can drive after 9:00. But on the whole, I don't like it.
  16. Rep pulled the gag off. "Wait, it's not? Are you serious?"
  17. I disagree. Adulting is awful.
  18. At that moment, Unintelligible(?) stepped out of the shadows. "Surrender Foe! I have you surrounded!"
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