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  1. NameIess
    "Look. Thaidakar, I'll be honest. I just don't think there should be any narrators on this quest. It needs to go under the radar, and you're... not good at that, exactly."
  2. NameIess
    "Ah yes. I have an amazing story." The old man laughed. "The story of how a wise old man got some naïve youngsters to get him a free drink." Cackling to himself, he hobbled out of The Happy Inquisitor surprisingly quickly.
  3. NameIess
    That works. Nameless glanced over at Unintelligible(?). "Thaidakar, would you try to heal him please?" "Fine, whatever. You can come." "Yep! You need to deliver Sequence an invitation. Here, take a couple." Nameless shoved a bunch of invitations into 655's arms. "And also, take something out of this bag. It's magic, and it'll give you something of great personal significance, that might be tangentially helpful to your quest."
  4. NameIess
    The old man stood up painfully. "Well, I should be going. Thanks for the drink."
  5. NameIess
    "That's completely different. I can theoretically actually kill him. If I just grab his sword away from him and kill him with it. It'll be easy." Nameless hesitated. "But you're right. It's time to launch the quest." He snapped his fingers, and Abomination and all the withergeists disappeared. "Alright questees! Line up to recieve random quest items!"
  6. NameIess
    "Hm. Perhaps you could do a song about heroic bravery?"
  7. NameIess
    Nameless glared at him. "Look, he has a Mordite blade. That can kill him for good."
  8. NameIess
    Nameless burned Callandor to ash with a thought, slashing Abomination to pieces repeatedly.
  9. NameIess
    "In that case, you can call me 'Mentor'. "
  10. NameIess
    "Fine. I'll stop being nice." Moni's neck disappeared from Abomination's hand as Nameless exploded towards him, Blade pointed for the heart.
  11. NameIess
    "My name is a secret. I suppose I could make one up. Would that work?"
  12. NameIess
    "Oh, I'm not Nameless. My name's- well, my name is something different." The old man sipped his ale appreciatively. "Yum. I do enjoy some good ale. And that song's not half bad either."
  13. NameIess
    Rep and Unintelligible readied themselves to receive this assault, but Nameless chose this moment to step in. He snapped his fingers, causing his medallion to rip away from Abomination and fly into his hands. "Alright pal, I'll give you two options. You can leave, or me, Mythos, and this handy chunk of Narrativium," He held up a glowing fist-sized piece of metal, "Can convert you and your entire army into pure narrative energy." The medallion started glowing brightly, and the withergeists nearest it started getting sucked into it.
  14. NameIess
    The old man coughed. "Do I look like I can handle a drink like that? I'm over eighty years old! An ale will do nicely."
  15. NameIess
    Yeah, but how would Rond figure out how to stop someone from being killed by Mordite when he didn't even have access to it? How would he be able to do something that no Narrator, Mime, or character has ever been able to do? Even the Witherlord would be killed by it. Rep ducked a blow, then dashed in to sweep Abomination's legs out from under him. "Yield, before we have to kill you"
  16. NameIess
    The old man nodded. "Can't see them very well under all the rest of my enormous white beard, but yes. Why do you ask? A pity about the servers. Perhaps one of you lot could run into the back and find me something to drink?"
  17. NameIess
    The old man nodded. "Yes. I highly doubt Thom ever told that story. Now, if one of you young whippersnappers would be so kind as to get me a drink, I'd be more than happy to tell you a real story. One that I can guarantee none of you have ever heard."
  18. NameIess
    How about we don't completely invalidate Mordite as a weapon. It's been well-established that it can kill anything for a long time now, and I don't see how making someone immune to it is going to add anything good to the story. Rep knocked the sword aside from Unintelligible(?) just before it hit him. The pair moved in harmony as the fought, attacking and defending together as if they'd fought side-by-side for years.
  19. NameIess
    An old, wizened man walked into the room. leaning heavily on his staff. He had a long white beard and basically every single other 'wise mentor' trait you could imagine. "What's this about a story? I could tell a few of those. After I get a drink, of course."
  20. NameIess
    Nameless groaned. "Really? You can't kill the super evil guy who's trying to kill me? Fine. I'll deal with him myself." Nameless summoned his Narrationblade, coming alight with power. Before he could step forward to confront Abomination, however, Rep and Unintelligible(?) tackled the dark narrator from behind.
  21. NameIess
    Nameless gasped in pain, falling to the ground "You-you just ate Meritha!" He started sobbing inconsolably.
  22. NameIess
    Nameless sighed. "Alright Mythos, here's what you've gotta do. Grab Abomination's sword and stab him with it."
  23. NameIess
    Nameless stood up. "Look, Abomination. Are you going to surrender now?"
  24. NameIess
    Nameless gave Mythos an exasperated look. "Are you kidding me? I just got stabbed and then immediately fought the Witherlord. I'm completely exhausted, and I don't even have the Mordite sword anymore! The Witherlord got rid of it. Why on earth would I want to fight this guy and a bunch of Withergeists?"
  25. NameIess
    Nameless blinked. "Uh, why'd you bring him here?"
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