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NameIess

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  1. It might be a bit shorter than Bra don originally planned, but I think it’ll be at least 100 years. Maybe Wax’s grandchildren or great-grandchildren will be there in it, but his children will probably be too old even if they are alive.
  2. I don’t think so. Era 3 is supposed to take place hundreds of years after Wax and Wayne’s time, so unless he figures out immortality, which doesn’t strike me as likely, he’ll be long dead by the time it starts.
  3. Wax also burned Pewter after Wayne blew up the ship, before Hoid saved him.
  4. I pull a Wax and shoot your sights with my pistol, then trip you as I run for the hills.
  5. His tendency to eat raw potats with a side of human blood.
  6. You know, there are less Monty Python references in TLT than I would have thought, considering.
  7. I throw an axolotl at Questions, distracting him so that I can steal the real sandwich.
  8. Fortunately, that was exactly what the Heirarchy needed.
  9. The Hierarchy of Jane knew they would have to overcome some very dangerous trials to steal the trainees, so they hired an expert in stealing stuff:
  10. They planned to kidnap thirteen of tCoB's most promising trainees.
  11. They were upset that the Council of Bob was stealing all their recruits.
  12. I eat one of the copied sandwiches, and am overwhelmed by the perfection in its flavor.
  13. I come back into existence rather quickly, as giving me a different name doesn't cause a paradox. Then I steal the sandwich back.
  14. I smile, confident that no one will every discover the secret behind my awesome tripping skills.
  15. I trip you and hand the real sandwich back to Shallan and ask her to make two copies.
  16. I ask you how it tasted.
  17. I steal your passport instead, and use it to impersonate you and get the sandwich from the cat.
  18. So the council of Bob created a subcouncil composed of Bobs whose purpose was the recruitment of more Bobs for the council of Bobs.
  19. I rifle through ImportantQuestions' pockets and steal all his lunch money, then give that to the cat too.
  20. I punch ImportantQuestions in the face, then hand the cat another sandwich.
  21. (They were still down from the original 100 members in the council, they'd just redone the rankings)
  22. Nameless runs through the thread at full speed, continuity-destroying cracks spreading out behind him. As he's running, he snags the sandwich from @The Halcyon Girl and throws it to @Thaidakar the Ghostblood, before disappearing through a wormhole and travelling back to TLT.
  23. This caused the council of Bob to make up their differences and join together to kill the wild Garnkucle.
  24. Bob #1 decided to make a hasty exit before Bob #3's insanity made him decide to kill him.
  25. The thirty-seven dead hunters killed by Bob #3 were very surprised to learn this.
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