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NameIess

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  1. "I require a biological body that has a soul, or at least has had a soul until recently."
  2. "On the subject of helping each other use our powers, should we see if Aiya can successfully link me and someone else with her alchemy?" Shim's glow darkened to a violent purple. "How about me and Strohger?" @Aeoliae
  3. The sphere reappeared in Subversion's hands. "No stealing this, Thaidakar. It's mine." She spun the sphere on one finger. "Don't worry. It's completely harmless in this form. Just a little trinket Curiosity found. Speaking of Curiosity, have you ever thought about what it feels like to die?"
  4. Subversion ensured that the link between her and Platypus was completely severed, then briskly walked over to a control panel near the center of the room. There, she pressing her hand into an identity lock, allowing her to access the controls and change the hideout's location. That done, she locked the panel again and walked back over to Feanor. "Actually despite what you might believe, I don't intend to keep you here long." Subversion pulled the depowered Narrativium sphere out of her pocket again. "I just wanted to ask you a few questions, and then I'll send you on your way." She sat down in front of Feanor, conjuring a chair for herself. "How tired would you say that the fight with Platypus left you? Are you sure it's safe to leave?"
  5. "Why not just hit him then? He tried to electrocute you."
  6. "Oh yeah, that guy. I dunno, do you really want him to whack you? It would probably zap."
  7. 2093 - I hope I'm alive and healthy at this point, because living to 2100 would be awesome.
  8. Unintelligible reappears with a bang and a cloud of smoke. "Sorry guys, I picked the wrong flashbang. Meant to go for the ten-second disappearance, not the three-hour one."
  9. "Huh. Wonder what happened to the salamander I zapped."
  10. 2091 - Aethers re-infiltrate the Earth.
  11. There was a whole lot of ash on the ground, but no salamander to be found.
  12. "It might still be alive. I didn't see its body after I zapped it."
  13. "I was shooting lightning everywhere, and I might have fried it."
  14. Fortunately the only way into my personal vault is by teleportation, and I have the only valid teleportation key. I teleport into my vault and begin eating my way through every sandwich in the universe, seeking the one perfect sandwich.
  15. I hack into the universe's source code and rewrite it to change the position of every sandwich to my personal vault.
  16. "When he wishes, if he wishes. You cannot find him, you cannot influence him. If he ever deigns to reveal himself to you, he will do so on his own time."
  17. "You cannot influence him. He will choose or he will not. There is no guessing the will of my master."
  18. "You will meet him if he chooses to meet you. There is no other way."
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