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NameIess

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  1. "HE DIDN'T DIE, MY AUTHOR JUST LIED TO ME AND ALL THE OTHER NARRATOR APPLICANTS AND SAID HE DID SO THAT NO ONE WOULD WONDER WHERE HE WENT! AND DRILK WAS TRYING TO TAKE THE PLOTBLADE AND GIVE IT TO THE ONCE-AUTHOR!" "Deal. I'll help you stop Darkness if you agree to fight me on page 2595. Moni walked over to Platypus and Subversion. "ALL RIGHT FINE. WHAT DO YOU WANT?"
  2. "NAMELESS STAYED DEAD TOO! HE NEVER CAME BACK TO LIFE AFTER BEING KILLED BY MORDITE! AND DRILK TOTALLY TRIED TO KILL YOU!" "Alright fine. How about I help you, and in exchange we set a date at which we'll fight. Winner keeps the Mordite blade." Moni puts a pillow over her head in an attempt to block out the sounds of the argument. Would it?
  3. That's definitely possible, but I was just saying that Frustration's calculations, in which he assumed that the entirety of the Harmonium had reacted, are incorrect.
  4. Shovel man's shovel glowed suddenly, and the energy Sleeper had imbued it with was violently expelled. "Is that supposed to happen?"
  5. "I dunno. Metal? The handle's made of some kind of wood."
  6. "What do you mean by 'do something to it'? Like, make it more powerful?"
  7. "OH PLEASE. YOU MEET NAMELESS ONE TIME, AND YOU DECIDE HE DESERVES DEATH? YOU'RE LETTING YOUR HATRED OF ME CLOUD YOUR JUDGEMENT OF HIM! HE DID A LOT OF GOOD THINGS I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW! AND JUST BECAUSE DRILK DECIDED TO HELP US THIS ONCE, IT DOESN'T MEAN HE'LL HELP US AGAIN. YOU CAN'T SERIOUSLY TELL ME THAT YOU TRUST THIS 'DEATH' PERSON HE'S ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT!" "So you'd rather go fight Darkness on your own than give me that blade?" "Oh, you think so? Go ahead, try. See if it works." Subversion snaps her fingers and Moni appears, sleeping peacefully in her bed. Not the weirdest conversation on TLT
  8. Shovel man leaps back to his feet. "Aha! Finished. Thanks for waiting." He swings his shovel through the air, and this time it leaves a noticeable rift in the air behind it. "You ready to die this time? My shovel's polished and everything." Indeed, his shovel shines in a way that seems almost impossible, given the relatively dim light of the arena. @Aeoryi
  9. "FINE! I CAN'T NAME FIFTEEN OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD, BUT HERE'S A FEW THINGS HE'S DONE IN RECENT TIMES: HE KILLED NAMELESS, TRIED TO KILL ME, TRIED TO KILL YOU, SENT ROND TO KILL A BUNCH OF PEOPLE, AND GAVE DRILK, A HIGHLY UNSTABLE PERSON, A MORDITE DAGGER." "I promise not to attack you or any of your characters with it." "Of course I do. I know here better than anyone alive. Except maybe Unintelligible, but he and Moni never really interacted that much."
  10. “THAT DOESN’MAKE UP FOR ALL THE EVIL HE DID!” “Oh come on. I promise not to kill you with it.” “You don’t have what it takes to convince her.”
  11. I guess that could account for it. Still, I think your calculations are off given how small an amount of Harmonium actually reacted.
  12. “Wait, you don’t use shovels as a weapon? Then what do you use them for?”
  13. Jacob wanders off to go train some more.
  14. “How else would you keep a shovel sharp enough to behead people?”
  15. “Nice to meet you. Perhaps I’ll see you later, after I’ve won the tournament.”
  16. “I hunt the occasional bounty, from time to time.”
  17. "Don't tell anyone I told you this, but it's hidden inside Thaidakar's old mansion."
  18. "Bother." Shovel man sits back down and starts sharpening again. "I'll have it ready in fifteen minutes, tops."
  19. "No clue. Probably claiming a bounty somewhere."
  20. "Think nothing of it." Shovel men stands up again, brandishing his newly sharpened shovel. He swishes it through the air, then swings it into Second's head.
  21. "The greatest Bounty Hunter in the Thread?"
  22. "Oh no, I'm not using a knife sharpener. I have to use this shovel sharpener. It's been passed down through my family for generations, just like the shovel."
  23. "Not as long as Rep's, I'll wager. That guy's the real deal."
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