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NameIess

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  1. "I can't disagree, but someone else will have to do it."
  2. Moni slapped Abalodor's hands down. "Subversion put you up to this, didn't she?"
  3. Moni looked at him. "I'm fine, Hacob. Doing good."
  4. "Huh. Can you go talk to Moni over there and get her to agree to kill Darkness?"
  5. "How are you at convincing people to change their minds about stuff?"
  6. "Not this. We're discussing very important Narrator business."
  7. Shovel man wonders if he'll have a chance to be healed before he dies.
  8. "It'll get rid of the prophecy and make things unpredictable!"
  9. “Okay. I’ll tell you how to Subvert the prophecy. Is that useful enough?”
  10. Subversion held up a finger. "Actually, it doesn't. I agreed to help in exchange for setting up a fight. The terms weren't stringent on me convincing Moni to kill Darkness, see?"
  11. "Ooh, you did the voice thing."
  12. "Oh. Well, I don't think either of you can."
  13. "Correct! Moni has killed zero people!" Moni sighed. "Yeah, what of it. Platypus, did you want me to kill someone?"
  14. "Yes exactly. I'll die if I don't get back."
  15. "GOOD! GLAD THAT'S OVER." "All right. It's a deal." Moni shrugged. "Not always. For the first ten seconds of my life, I was ambivalent to it."
  16. "I actually need to get back to the Dream realm I think. It's rather urgent actually."
  17. "OKAY THOSE ARE SOME DECENT POINTS, ASIDE FROM THE ONE ABOUT NAMELESS BUT FROM THE LOOK ON MONI'S FACE WE SHOULD STOP BEFORE SHE GETS TOO MAD." "Well, I guess we can still have the fight and just wait until we're both available to show it onscreen." "Oh yeah? Let me ask you a question: How many times do you think Moni's killed someone? She's been around for just over 1,000 pages now. In all that time, how many times do you think she's killed anything?"
  18. "Seriously though, you seem to be having a mental breakdown."
  19. "Thanks Xiylna." Shovel man smiles slightly. "At least I'm not going insane. And I don't have to worry about the nightmare anymore, now that we're out of the dream realm."
  20. "THAT'S NOT THE SAME AS DYING ONSCREEN LIKE THAIDAKAR DID! And no, I don't think he was a Narrator anymore. He gave up his powers voluntarily. AND WHETHER OR NOT IT WAS A BAD THING IS IRRELEVANT. THE FACT THAT DRILK JUMPED RIGHT TO ATTEMPTED MURDER INSTEAD OF NEGOTIATIONS IS KINDA NOT THE BEHAVIOR YOU SEE IN PEOPLE RESPONSIBLE WITH MORDITE!" "Fine, but we both have to show up on page 2599, just to be sure we don't miss it." Moni glared at Subversion, who shrugged and pointed back to Platypus. "I just wanted you to show him how stubborn you are."
  21. "OH COME ON!" Shovel man swings his sharpened shovel angrily. "I'd just gotten ready too!" He coughs up some smoke. "Also, I think I'm still dying."
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