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  1. NameIess
    I keep chopping you up, intent on killing you properly.
  2. NameIess
    Unfortunately, they completely failed to destroy it.
  3. NameIess
    I chop you into tiny pieces.
  4. NameIess
    I walk up behind you and behead you.
  5. NameIess
    Which was surprising.
  6. NameIess
    The leaders of Ninjago city were mildly surprised that Sleeper and Abalodor hadn't taken up their offer.
  7. NameIess
    I decide that you're right, and none of us really deserve the sandwich. However, there's only one way to stop you all from capturing it. I pull out a sword and start stalking towards the person who's holding the sandwich.
  8. NameIess
    TLT happened. Then the thirteen house maids attacked the other city viciously.
  9. NameIess
    I point out that maybe I don't deserve the perfect sandwich.
  10. NameIess
    I feel horribly guilty. So guilty that I barely even want to eat the sandwich anymore.
  11. NameIess
    The witches offered to pay them vast sums of money in exchange for their services in destroying the rival city.
  12. NameIess
    But their fighting skills were less so.
  13. NameIess
    Doing so was very difficult, but they managed to gather an army of thirteen house maids.
  14. NameIess
    The minion informed them that his master's lair was in another city, that was definitely not Ninjago city.
  15. NameIess
    How could something like this happen, you ask? Well, the leaders of Ninjago city had an insidious secret that was behind all of their laws:
  16. NameIess
    The process was literally unspeakable, as speaking about it was against the fourth law.
  17. NameIess
    The second one was something about no pitchforks or torches.
  18. NameIess
    This was because of the Albert Safety Laws.
  19. NameIess
    Roota Koosta was one of the most saferous places in the world.
  20. NameIess
    Confusion fills shovel man as his shovel appears to dissolve. Confusion at how something so impossible could happen. That shovel had been with him since childhood. It was given to him by his father, and for as long as he can remember that shovel has been his near-constant companion. It wasn't magical, of course. Nothing about him was magical. But even still, he feels as if its destruction should have been impossible. As if something is incredibly wrong with the world. Shovel man's head begins to spin, his knees weaken, and he collapses to the ground unconscious.
  21. NameIess
    Lego Venture was Elend's other distant cousin.
  22. NameIess
    I dump anti-salt on the snail in an attempt to save it, which has the unfortunate side effect of causing a massive explosion.
  23. NameIess
    I smack you for suggesting I'd throw salt on the snail, then go back to repelling the salt with my handheld electric fan.
  24. NameIess
    Unfortunately, this has no effect.
  25. NameIess
    The only problem was that for some reason, the anti-magic enchantment on the salt did not affect the snail's apparent powers, and the salt continued hitting Platypus in the face.
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