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NameIess

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  1. Except the snail doesn't have any salt on it due to the apparent salt-repelling powers.
  2. The snail appears to have salt-repelling powers, and the salt that you are dropping on it gets blown back in your face.
  3. I start up bets on how long the snail will last.
  4. Shovel man takes careful aim, then hurls his shovel into the glowing eye of the demon.
  5. Maybe. Maybe not. The minion jumped out of the bushes to confront Sleeper and Abalodor. "My master will not be stopped by mere mortals like you."
  6. "I'm going to try and hit it with my shovel."
  7. Maybe it was from the minion's perspective.
  8. "Can we kill it?"
  9. "A demon? Is it going to kill us?"
  10. The evil guy in question had many minions, and one of the more competent ones was watching Sleeper and Abalodor's conversation.
  11. Shovel man held his shovel in trembling fingers. "Wh-what is that thing?"
  12. Closest I can find to a confirmation that Hoid doesn't hold a Dawnshard is this WoB: And Brandon doesn't say that Hoid isn't still a Dawnshard, just that he used to be one. Whether or not Hoid has a Dawnshard as of SA4, it's safe to assume that as of SP4, Hoid does hold a Dawnshard. Sigzil mentions that if he's captured, it will lead the Night Brigade to Hoid.
  13. Unfortunately, eating attempted replicas of the sandwich only make you more hungry for the real one.
  14. Unfortunately replicating the sandwich is impossible.
  15. I pull out my sandwich summoner and summon the sandwich, then hand it to you and ask if you really think it's been damaged.
  16. I inform you that it is the perfect sandwich.
  17. If I can't kill the snail while also not being at fault for it, no one can! I wonder who has the sandwich.
  18. Unbeknownst to you, plot armor ignores anti-matter.
  19. I wonder if the snail is allergic to poison.
  20. I drop the glass to the ground in horror, staring at your charred, dying corpse in horror. Who knows what happened to the snail.
  21. My tier list: 1. Yumi and the Nightmare Painter 2. Tress of the Emerald Sea 3. The Sunlit Man 4. The Frugal Wizard's Handbook for Surviving Medieval England I also enjoyed all of them, and I hope Brandon does more books like this in the future.
  22. You step on a mine before you get two feet, and a massive explosion envelops you, the sandwich, and the snail.
  23. I tackle you to the ground before you can set off a mine in the minefield you wandered into. Unfortunately, the force of my tackle causes the snail to fall off of your shoulder, flying through the air to land...
  24. I accidentally step on the snail while trying to grab the sandwich from you.
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