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  1. NameIess
    Nameless disagreed, stating that his cognitive aspect had not yet changed to incorporate the asterisk into his sense of self. Additionally, he admitted that, contrary to what all of his characters believed, he actually did have a name and the title of "Nameless" was merely a pseudonym. Nameless rejected this solution, as the story impact from it wasn't positive enough. Instead, he proposed that the General be forbidden to exact revenge on Hacob because of harsh feelings towards him due to past squabbles, on penalty of releasing Hacob from his sentence.
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    Nameless was skeptical of the 'unproven' claim. Considering the evidence collected: It seemed to him that the matter was proven. He was willing to lower the sentence to one year, but having Platypus supervise the service was not acceptable. He proposed this revised sentence: Hacob would have one year of community service under the General, during which time he would be able to address any concerns about the General's orders to the general population of Authors, who would be able to override with any order the General made so long as a majority (of a minimum size of two out of three Authors) agreed that it was unfair. Also, he'd get one day of leave every month.
  3. NameIess
    "Why don't we just use hemalurgy to take one of you amnesiac's amnesia and give it to jar man?"
  4. NameIess
    Nameless respectfully disagreed, pointing out that the way courts worked was that they gave a sentence, regardless of whether or not the case was appealed. The Court of the Mods could overturn the ruling, but only on the off chance that they accepted the appeal. He was, however, open to Cacophony's advice as to Hacob's sentence.
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    "The necromancer?" The ex-shovel man blinked. "That's not possible."
  6. NameIess
    Nameless believed that one defeat in battle would be payment enough for her crimes and asked Cacophany if he concurred. For Hacob's sentencing, he offered a choice: Either community service (ten years of service in the Ghanderflaffle army, under the direct authority of the General) or permanent loss of all Narratorial capabilities.
  7. NameIess
    "You sure? You're not hiding something that when revealed I will see as an utter betrayal, are you?"
  8. NameIess
    Nameless was perfectly happy with the verdict as is, and he pointed out that although Violet had been impeached, her final decision was still valid. As such, he convicted both parties. Hacob was guilty of offering aid to an enemy of the Ghanderflaffles as well as the separate crime of Narrating the Courts, while the General was guilty of intentionally misspelling Hacob's name. As a side note, he also recommended that the Supreme Ghanderflaffle Court be restructured to combat pro-Ghanderflaffle bias.
  9. NameIess
    But the General hired Butt Venture!
  10. NameIess
    Nameless was skeptical of Violet's impartiality, so he entered into a conference with her and Hacob's Author, speaking in the language spoken only by Authors Alright, so who do we think should win?
  11. NameIess
    Still unsatisfied with this, the General appealed to the highest court of all: The Court of Authors. Normally, only Hacob's Author would have any authority in this court, but due to a technicality Nameless was allowed to help in the decision-making of this case.
  12. NameIess
    The General refused, instead hiring Butt Venture and appealing the case to the Supreme Ghandeflaffle Court, which was only slightly completely biased towards Ghanderflaffles.
  13. NameIess
    “You didn’t. Which is why I want you to tell me where you went. Why don’t you want to tell me?”
  14. NameIess
    Unfortunately, Hobac had no case, as his name had never been defamed.
  15. NameIess
    The General regretted this, realizing that she should have instead hired Butt Venture.
  16. NameIess
    “Not unless you turn invisible when you nap.”
  17. NameIess
    “And nothing in port ant happened since then. So where were you?”
  18. NameIess
    The General discovered Hacab’s treachery and sued him for conflict of interests.
  19. NameIess
    Nameless rolls his eyes and continues carrying jar man to the medical wing.
  20. NameIess
    “Caught up with what? We’ve done Nothing some you’ve been gone. Just had tea and started playing poker or something like that.”
  21. NameIess
    So it came as a bit of a surprise when they accepted all three offers. First, they handed over a Ghanderflaffle soul to Subversion, then they asked Wor for more details, and then they told Havib that they’d accept his help after they’d reached the maximum height allowed by their deals with the other two Narrators.
  22. NameIess
    “I mean why couldn’t you just be addicted to books like a normal person?”
  23. NameIess
    The ex-shovel man pointed his sword at Sleeper. “No promises. Now answer the question: what were you doing?”
  24. NameIess
    And so the Ghanderflaffles had a decision to make: Accept Platypus’s offer of a 39% increase at the cost of their pride, Subversions offer of a 50% increase at the cost of one soul, or Wor’s nebulous offer of help.
  25. NameIess
    "YES! NOW ANSWER ME OR I'LL HIT YOU WITH MY SHO-SWORD!"
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