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Truthless of Shinovar

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  1. I won this game, and lost another.
  2. As a matter of fact, yes! (I was feeling pretty bored) So much. I’m eating some right now. MY EYES CAN’T UNSEE IT NOOOOOOO ...yes, that is weird
  3. Considering this theory is correct, here’s one other thing to think about: say you’re a Edgedancer originally, (theoretically) swear oaths with a highspren, and then discover truths about yourself and manage to swear oaths with a crypticspren as well. Suddenly, you’ve got six of the ten surges (and likely three unhappy spren, but hey! You’re an honorable pseudo-Yelig-nar!).
  4. Truthless offered everyone who swore fealty to him the protection of Chuck Norris.
  5. Truthless couldn’t argue with that logic, though theoretically, that should mean it should be Luna that he swore fealty to.
  6. Crikey that’s scary The half radish suddenly gained sentience.
  7. You’re asking for it... A smile creeps over the Nightwatcher’s face. Not the good kind. “I see,” she says, “the abundant Stormlight here isn’t good enough for you? Fair enough. If that is what you wish for, then that is what you will receive. Go home child. You boon awaits you there.” As you walk home, you can’t shake that uneasy feeling. The words of the Nightwatcher linger in your head, and you can’t quite fathom why the Nightwatcher would make your boon appear at your house. As you open the door to your home, you hold your breath. But... nothing’s there. Everything is exactly how you left it. It’s odd, but right now you’re so tired you decide to go to bed. In the middle of the night, however, you hear something strange. It starts as a low rumble, and slowly gets louder. Wind whips around trees outside, and even starts to uproot some of them. Is this some sort of hurricane? No, this is the Highstorm that will now start following you around, you’re own personal Stormlight generator. I wish for a frying pan.
  8. You get Pokémon Ruby! As you play the game, you can see that a ruby broam was clearly worth it for such a classic game. *inserts a knight*
  9. So it could naturally be assumed that the Streigntien Virus caused the plants to commit genocide in the name of revenge.
  10. Ahhh. Well, enjoy your retirement!
  11. That’s really cool!
  12. “Plants have suddenly gained sentience and are demanding vengeance for hacking down millions of trees. Goodbye, and thanks for tuning in.”
  13. Failing at success. Succeeding at failure. (Retired staff? When did you retire??)
  14. The frick how have I not been following you by now??:o

  15. Such a incredible piece of music
  16. Eventually, people discovered the core of Earth was actually made of chocolate.
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