Truthless of Shinovar

The girl walked up to Velles, torn cloth in hand. She seemed to be shaking just a little bit. Slowly, Velles reached out and closed his hand around the pieces of fabric. He lifted them gently from her hand, then brought them to the pile of his other bandages created from his coat. “Thank you,” Velles said, smiling at her. “These bandages probably mean the difference between life and death for me.” He began to tie some of the strips around his wounds, pressure tight, to stop the bleeding. Others he used as a rag to wipe away the black ooze from his face and his wounds. Velles didn’t know what it was, but it couldn’t be good for the wounds. While he worked, he talked. “So... this place. How long have you and your friend been here?”

I’m going to Roshar, can I bring my copy of Way of Kings to freak Kaladin out?

Do I have to go to the beach specifically? Or is it anywhere?

Thanks! I’ve been working on my bowling (Is that what you meant by strike? I’m assuming not, but I thought I’d make the joke)

So doth I.

According to the new oxford dictionary, yes:

I sayeth mine is victory!

That man is a machine

Who wins now? (for posterity, *wins*)

Fact: O’HARE SHALL RULE OVER US ALL

Nah

I can bring a tree through the door, but I can’t bring any plants.

688

Malata

*loses in agreement*

*now wins at home as well*

Can’t get the video right now, but Friday I’m in Love by The Cure.

*loses*

*wins at work*

One of the ninjas was allergic to orange juice.

*cackles maniacally*

It’s a fact that I just disappeared

You aren’t accounting for the fact, however, that if Kennedy lived (and subsequently became the immortal dictator of the US by the powers of the Roosevelts), Putin would have managed to kill him and the earth would in fact be overrun by Putins.

*enters into flashback and pretends to be Spook*

An odd side effect, however, was that ninjas ran around everywhere, whispering parts of people’s conversations long after they needed to be said.