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Random Stuff X: Something Weird
FatherTiempo replied to marsoupial's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
So Wernicke's area is this place on the left side of your brain. It controls producing meaningful speech. If you get it damaged you start talking like Quentin. -
I'll doooooo ittttt!!!!! This is fun! This is a place on Scadrial again.
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Guess That Cosmere Character! Forum Edition!
FatherTiempo replied to Kidpen's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
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Wanting.... to find an antonym for floral
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OUR VOIDBRINGERS BROUGHT FORTH THE---ER---VOID.
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If you could have any job, what would it be?
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Hurt Purple, Heal Green Blue - 10 Silver - 10 Gray - 6 Green - 8 Purple - 1 Turquoise - 10 Pink - 10 Indigo - 10 Emerald - 10 Aqua - 10 Azure - 10 Cerulean - 10 Cerise - 10 Amaranth - 10 Viridian - 10 Vermilion - 6 Cyan - 8 Periwinkle - 6
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I know how that feels It jumped, screaming, into the mouth of the octopus.
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The Longest Thread (Misadventures)
FatherTiempo replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Hmmmm... I would argue the point about multiple planes of Narration existing within one thread, but I do have to admit that these two plot lines are occurring on the same plane. Bother. Due to the laws of continuity--they don't actually exist, they're more like guidelines Narrators follow so we don't cause people's heads to explode--FT released his hold on the forcefield, sending it rocketing back to the mountain from whence it came. Well, it didn't actually rocket back, because it wasn't actually 'there' in the first place. It existed in a sort of half-inbetween-wormholey--The Jelly Baby ripped the axe from its head with a sucking noise. It swung laterally, seeking to dismember FT before he finished his lecture on Narration dynamics. FT ducked under the axe and leaped for the Jelly Baby's midriff. He plunged through the layers of gelatin--remarkably similar to plunging through layers of Narration--Until he exploded out the back end.- 111813 replies
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Puns Puns Puns and More Puns
FatherTiempo replied to Queen Elsa Steelheart's topic in General Discussion
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Hurt Purple, Heal Silver Blue - 10 Silver - 10 Gray - 5 Green - 7 Purple - 3 Turquoise - 10 Pink - 10 Indigo - 10 Emerald - 10 Aqua - 10 Azure - 10 Cerulean - 10 Cerise - 10 Amaranth - 10 Viridian - 10 Vermilion - 6 Cyan - 8 Periwinkle - 6
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The Longest Thread (Misadventures)
FatherTiempo replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Narration Planes are kind of stacked like pancakes. I simply pulled on Sophie's plane, specifically the part with Astral's forcefield and brought the two together. I don't need it long. Just long enough to ward off the Jelly Baby. Then, I'll leave Astral to her lonely forcefield. She should be thankfull though. Celebrity cameos are quite popular on ShardTV, and I'm like The Longest Thread's unofficial mascott. One of many actually. On your Narration Plane it will appear as if FT magicallly popped into being inside the forcefield. On the Jelly Baby side of things it looks like I summoned a magical forcefield. Also I wanted to check on Sophie to see how the treatment's going. Diagrams: This is my masterful diagram of Narration Planes This is my haunting yet poignant representation of the drama ontop of the mountain. This is me back in the real world.- 111813 replies
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Torn between helping his spren, and assisting his allies, FT did both. He swung Nightblood against xinhohep's bloody blow, and simultaneously kicked the Purple Blog in the shin. Heal Silver, Hurt Purple Blue - 10 Silver - 10 Gray - 4 Green - 7 Purple - 6 Turquoise - 10 Pink - 10 Indigo - 10 Emerald - 10 Aqua - 10 Azure - 10 Cerulean - 10 Cerise - 10 Amaranth - 10 Viridian - 9 Vermilion - 6 Cyan - 7 Periwinkle - 6
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You monster The bacon barnacle screamed and thrashed but could not escape his doom...
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The Longest Thread (Misadventures)
FatherTiempo replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
FT reached through layers of Narration, searching for something. The jelly baby swung a jagged axe at his head. FT yelped and scrambled away. He needed--there. He tugged on the two planes of Narration. His, and the one with Sophie's forcefield. The axe slammed into the forcefield, bounced and stuck in the Jelly Baby's eye. Unfortunately Astral was in the forcefield too.- 111813 replies
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Yup!!!
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FatherTiempo replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
"AAAHHHHHH!!!!!! jelly babies!"- 111813 replies
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Regretting its life-choices...
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FatherTiempo replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
FT raced down an alleyway, Narration flowing off of him like fog. Three lumbering jelly babies crashed through a pile of crates behind him.- 111813 replies
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Nope! This place is on Scadrial. It's an obscure location. It's a building. It was featured in shorter Scadrial fiction.
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The Longest Thread (Misadventures)
FatherTiempo replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
FT landed in a crouch. Running at a dash (while considering if that was an actual phrase) he coalesced Narration into a silvery staff. He swung the staff against one of the jelly babies, sending it flying against one of the spheres of heavy material. He slid to a stop, grabbing the staff in both hands. It split, one side forming into a tall, curving shield, the other stretching and flattening into the shape of wide-bladed longsword. "I will make my stand," FT said, "With the breadmunks!"- 111813 replies
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