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FatherTiempo replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
FT slew a dozen Jelly Babies, before he noticed the hole in the floor. He jumped down into the pit and sweeped his blade in a tight arc, popping the soldiers to smoke, but they had already done their dastardly deed.- 111830 replies
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Dairy Farmer threw his pail, and burned steel, shoving it toward Cow, who was posing for a photo shoot.
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FT exploded out of the tower, two Narrators following close behind. The advance force on the tower had been a feint, but what was the real target? FT swung his blade through the lines of Jelly Babies, each popping to smoke as his blade passed through their skin.- 111830 replies
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"Ah hah! A side swipe against my allies." Heal Gray, hurt viridian. Blue - 10 Silver - 10 Gray - 5 Green - 10 Turquoise - 10 Pink - 10 Indigo - 10 Emerald - 10 Aqua - 10 Azure - 10 Cerulean - 10 Cerise - 10 Amaranth - 10 Viridian - 7 Cyan - 10 Periwinkle - 8
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Dang it, that is what I was thinking! FT cursed, and lunged for the door. Narration Blade in front, he raced down the stairs of the tower.- 111830 replies
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FatherTiempo replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
FT leaped through layers of Narration. After landing on the above-mentioned mountain, he gave Sophie and crew a nod, and then leaped back through the planes. He exited the extraneous planes of Narration and landed on the roof of the tower. Handy that. FT summoned his Narration Blade and cut a hole through the roof, landing in the room of the cloning machine. He positioned himself toward the single door, steeling his nerves. "Oh, hello Daiseri."- 111830 replies
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Hurt viridian, Heal Periwinkle "FORWARD!!!!!" Blue - 10 Silver - 10 Gray - 5 Green - 10 Turquoise - 10 Pink - 10 Indigo - 10 Emerald - 10 Aqua - 10 Azure - 10 Cerulean - 10 Cerise - 10 Amaranth - 10 Viridian - 8 Cyan - 10 Periwinkle - 7
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FatherTiempo replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
FT landed on a Breadmunk, who squeaked, but was otherwise unharmed. He looked up and saw the invading army pass into the city. "Great, war of attrition it is."- 111830 replies
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FatherTiempo replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
FT stumbled back from the force of Narration, then he created a forcefield, not unlike Sophie's, just more awesome, to capture the antimatter particles. Then, slashed his shardblade at the monstrosity. "Narrators! " He shouted, furiously narrating and editing, "Join us in our holy fight!"- 111830 replies
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FT's eyes bulged as the bolt of energy smashed into his body. "SERIOUSLY!!!!?????"- 111830 replies
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Hurt Viridian, Heal Periwinkle "Don't worry Mr. Winkle, I'm coming for you!" Blue - 10 Silver - 10 Gray - 7 Green - 10 Turquoise - 10 Pink - 10 Indigo - 10 Emerald - 10 Aqua - 10 Azure - 10 Cerulean - 10 Cerise - 10 Amaranth - 10 Viridian - 9 Cyan - 10 Periwinkle - 7
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Dang it. FT rolled onto his side and felt at his face. His nose was broken, but that was okay.- 111830 replies
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FatherTiempo replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
FT flew through the air. Oh that one's real original. He slammed into a tree, again. Luckily he didn't break his spine this time.- 111830 replies
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FatherTiempo replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
FT frowned at his adopted withergeist. He glanced over his shoulder at the army stretched across the battlefield. He hadn't expected such a turnout. Actually, he was expected some Narrator to drop an anvil on his head or something, so he was truly surprised. On the upside, he had won the lottery twice, and been awarded Best Supporting Actor three years in a row. Drawing on Luck featured strange side-effects. He noticed Jimmy standing next to Narrator Ghanderflaffle, fidgeting with his snipping pliers. "Jimmy?" "Yes?" "Do you think you could diffuse this situation?" "Well, I could try but--" "Good, that might be useful." Edit: this happen directly before the protein shield slammed into me.- 111830 replies
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FatherTiempo replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
FT strode forward. Because that's what heroic types do, they stride. Normal walking is rather dull. He stood before the candy army, silvery coat rustling in the breeze. He adjusted his spectacles, drew on luck from his metalminds, summoned Narration in the form of a glowing shard blade, and cued the orchestra. "I may have been only a Narrator Psychologist once, I may have only dabbled in Hemawhiskey, and Hermitcraft nights, but no more. I am the Shard of Narration itself. I ascended before you were even thoughts, in a Narrator's mind. I am the Shard of Narration, I have counseled Sophie, I have stood before Astral, I adopted Withy, lord of darkness. (Before he turned dark that is). I am not afraid of your unholy monstrosities. I am a servant of the secret fire, and I stand before you unafraid." Breadmunks began to gather around FT, beating their tiny swords against their tiny shields. "We will never surrender," FT said, "Send out your champion, your greatest warrior, and I will destroy him." Lots of bravado, I'm not exactly sure if I can handle this, but we'll see where it goes -FT- 111830 replies
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AAAHHH I forgot! FT pushed Stormlight into periwinkle. Then slapped Viridian. Blue - 10 Silver - 10 Gray - 8 Green - 10 Turquoise - 10 Pink - 10 Indigo - 10 Emerald - 10 Aqua - 10 Azure - 10 Cerulean - 10 Cerise - 10 Amaranth - 10 Viridian - 9 Cyan - 10 Periwinkle - 6
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Where can one find Snapshot?
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FatherTiempo replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
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I hope not, otherwise the world's population is smaller than I feared. On one hand this means that the threat of overpopulation is greatly exaggerated. On the other hand I-- Sorry, I couldn't resist In all seriousness, I don't think so. I just spend way too much time reading up on back posts, and other segments. I usually 'know' a lot of people, they just don't know me. I also can't remember their names, but that's irrelevant. It's amazing how far you can get in a conversation without admitting you can't remember the name of the person you're talking to. Also, I'm still working on the dare, but I will succeed! Eventually. This week, definitely this week.
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The day has just begun! And... And... And... AAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDD... That's about it. *wins*
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Unfortunately the events transpired on NASAs Mars set, for their robot videos.
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