FatherTiempo

"Oooooh... Hygiene. "

Heal Silver, Hurt Magenta White - 5 Black - 5 Blue - 10 Gold - 3 Silver - 9 Gray - 5 Green - 5 Purple - 5 Violet - 5 Ultraviolet - 5 Orange - 5 Turquoise - 10 Pink - 5 Brown - 4 Indigo - 5 Tan - 5 Magenta - 1 Emerald - 9 Aqua - 10 Azure - 6 Cerulean - 6 Cerise - 5 Amaranth - 5 Viridian - 5 Vermilion - 6 Cyan - 6 Periwinkle - 5

You wound me. XO O O XX

FT whipped out a black sword from a silver sheath. "DESTROY REEEED!!!!!" Heal Silver, Hurt Magenta White - 5 Black - 5 Blue - 10 Gold - 3 Silver - 8 Gray - 5 Green - 5 Purple - 5 Violet - 5 Ultraviolet - 5 Orange - 5 Turquoise - 9 Pink - 5 Brown - 5 Indigo - 5 Tan - 5 Magenta - 2 Emerald - 9 Aqua - 10 Azure - 6 Cerulean - 6 Cerise - 5 Amaranth - 5 Viridian - 5 Vermilion - 6 Cyan - 6 Periwinkle - 5

FT fainted.

"AAAAHHH toothpaste?"

Fire

Penguins are flocking to Iceland by the thousands, and although this is leaving most people pleasantly surprised, there are some downsides to this new Nordic inhabitant, namely that they are battling puffins over natural resources. Although the exact reason why the penguins are arriving in Iceland is unclear, there are some educated guesses as to why. This, however, is a sudden change, and an unexpected one, so marine biologists will be researching the causes for months, or even years, to come.

FT stood over the still corpse of Burgundy. He turned and stared slack-jawed, across the field of carnage, political maneuvering, and penguins. Silver rippled in agreement. "Bother." Heal Silver, Hurt Red White - 5 Black - 5 Vantablack - 2 Blue - 10 Red - 2 Gold - 5 Silver - 7 Gray - 5 Green - 5 Purple - 5 Violet - 5 Ultraviolet - 5 Orange - 5 Turquoise - 7 Pink - 5 Brown - 5 Indigo - 5 Tan - 5 Magenta - 5 Emerald - 6 Aqua - 9 Azure - 6 Cerulean - 5 Cerise - 5 Amaranth - 5 Viridian - 5 Vermilion - 5 Cyan - 6 Periwinkle - 5

I SHALL CARRY ON!!!! X O O X

"AAAAAHHHH!" they said, "We've been smote!"

Ladies and gentlemen, place your bets.

FT slapped Burgundy, the large lumbering beast waddling back to its cave. Silver slid up his arm, nestling in the folds of FT's cloak. Hurt Burgundy, Heal Silver. White Black Vantablack Blue Red Yellow Gold Silver: 6 Gray Green Purple Violet Ultraviolet Orange Turquoise Pink Brown Indigo Tan Magenta Burgundy: 4 Emerald Aqua

Yeah, those.

FT screamed.

Worthy

FT hunched over the broken land of Herdaz. His mind was also broken. "Ganchos, Ganchos, Ganchos, Ganchos, Ganchos, GANCHOS!!!!!!" He cackled in glee curling up on the ground, chewing on a rock.

He was eaten by a dwarvish whale.

"I need a sticky bun. " FT thought rhyming was fun.

Ytterby

I'm sorry, I'm confused. What game are we playing?

He lashed their spears upward.

From whence came the Hecklers

That escalated quickly. I missed it. Dang.