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  1. FatherTiempo
    The ice-cream place was filled with hungry ice cream/aunt/ant eaters
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    I rest my case.
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    "Uhhh. " FT picked up one of the sobs he assumed was her head. "Truthless isn't dead --er--Sigrun. This is arguably the strangest thing I've done on this thread."
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    FT gasped, existential crisis forgotten, and tried to piece the sobs back together to reform Truthless's Icelandic Love.
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    FT directs his bunny horde back to Scadrial. "DESTROY THE ROUGHS!!! Iri - 10 Rira - 10 Reshi Isles - 10 Herdaz - 10 Aimia - 10 Shinovar - 10 Jah Keved - 10 Alethkar - 10 The Roughs - 9
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    Also Baron von Richthofen, but that was irrelevant.
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    The army of awakened carrots BLASTED Hallendren with a barrage of cotton tails. Iri - 10 Rira - 10 Reshi Isles - 10 Herdaz - 10 Aimia - 10 Shinovar - 10 Jah Keved - 10 Alethkar - 10 Hallandren - 2 The Roughs - 10
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    "The tracks are for all intents and purposes infinite, and the trains reach peak speed immediately after launch. Margin of error is within one minute."
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    FT cowered on the ground, wrapped in his robe. He looked up at Truthless with hollowed eyes. "If train A leaves the station at 10:00 a.m. and train B leaves the same station an hour later on a parallel track, and train A travels at a constant speed of 60 miles per hour and train B at 80 miles per hour, then at what time does train B pass train A?"
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    FT became the bunny lord. His hippity hopping warriors tread across Hallendren taking captive the awakener's and creating an army of mercenary carrots. Iri - 10 Rira - 10 Reshi Isles - 10 Herdaz - 10 Aimia - 10 Shinovar - 10 Jah Keved - 10 Alethkar - 10 Hallandren - 4 The Roughs - 10
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    "I'm having an existential crisis! "
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    "AAAAAAHHH!!!!!"
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    Hurt Terris Dominance, Heal Shinovar Iri - 10 Rira - 10 Reshi Isles - 10 Herdaz - 10 Aimia - 10 Shinovar - 10 Jah Keved - 10 Alethkar - 10 Terris Dominance - 1 Hallandren - 9 The Roughs - 10
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    Bad
  15. FatherTiempo
    If you could have the personality of one of the radiants from Stormlight archive whose would it be?
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    "Storming Arthritic Hippos! " FT screamed.
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    The thing about cats is that if they were any bigger they'd eat you. However if the cats banded together they could overpower any human. Since they have solitary instincts humans are safe.
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    AAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!
  19. FatherTiempo
    "That was not the intended effect. " said FT.
  20. FatherTiempo
    So, statistically speaking over 54% of the Shard are convinced that dogs are superior to humans. Thankfully it seems that at least 60% think that we still need humans. The most popular opinion to give dogs their deserved place seems to be creating a religion based on canine worship. I wonder what this religion will involve. Will there be saint-type representatives for each dog species?
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    "It's a lie! " shouted FT, Shard of Narration.
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    *???*
  23. FatherTiempo
    "I really like bread. "
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    That was his woe.
  25. FatherTiempo
    *the pooh*
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