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    Dis is me.
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    *wins*
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    FT reminded everyone that: "A counselor I am, a manicurist I am not."
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    I knew it. Granted, your markers never run out, ever. And I'm going to give you a couple million to share with your friends. No harm there, you pass them along, and all your friends have immortal markers. For every friend that has an immortal marker, they can give away ten more! Seems too good to be true? Well, it is. You see, the bane wasn't for you. It was for every marker company in the world. They will go bankrupt because no one will buy markers from someone, when they have immortal markers in their back pocket. You will cause millionaires to go bankrupt over night, unemployment rates will spike, and that isn't even the worst of it. For every marker you give away, the person you gave it to, will have ten more. Eventually, the markers will get back to the same people, and when they already have about twenty markers, what will they do? They will throw them away. That's right. Soon, mountains of markers will cover the planet. The shiny reflective plastic will cause light from the sun to be magnified, increasing man-made global warming, small woodland creatures will collapse and die, and that isn't even the worst of it. These multiplying markers have caused the overall gravitation of the earth to increase, putting us onto a collision course with the sun. The governments search for the root of their problems and find you. Long story short, the earth plummets into the sun, but the governments have their revenge. They throw you in first. I want magical filter on my tablet, and other electronic devices that filter out all content I don't want to see. On second thought, I want a dazzling smile .
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    "Talking backwards, why I am?" said FT.
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    Or one does not.
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    Granted, you now have the magical ability to control the temperature of your socks. However, your friends notice your magical ability. "Why are you socks always so toasty and warm, Brightness?" They'll ask you. You will be forced to answer: "Magic?" After which, your frightened friends will go to the authorities, who will fear that you will try to take over the world with your magical sock-ing abilities, and then they will try to see if you weigh less than a duck. Seeing that you are indeed heavier than a duck , they will release you. However, their suspicions will hound you for the rest of your life. You will miss out on scholarship opportunities, job promotions, and even prune juice samples at the retirement home. Now you see what consequences a, seemingly, insignificant boon can have... I wish I could magically change my clothes without having to take them off.
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    Umm, I'm guessing: Mandarin, Mongolian, or Cantonese.
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    @Ookla the Excessive That's perfect! At least I think so.
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    FT shrugged, apologetically, and took another bite.
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    I know several cat-lady-type elderly grandmothers. You quickly learn to keep an emergency supply in your backpocket at all times.
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    "Is from Luna, pg 834." FT mumbled through a mouthful of snickerdoodle. "I don' know where she got it." FT waved back, thereby avoiding a case of the Ninja'd's
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    FT sat beside an empty reclining chair, snacking on snickerdoodle. He leaned back in his chair. "Counseling isn't quite the same without a patient."
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    Either she isn't looking in the right direction, or it's plot twist time.
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    But a happy fox, maybe a coffee drinking fox? I think most foxes need a caffeine pick-me-up.
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    Your Avatar kind of feels Greyhoundish. Maybe an Irish Wolfhound?
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    "I'm whispering." FT said a little louder. "Truthless cut off my head and replaced it with Ookla the Father. My head's stuck in a box, and--um--and I can't talk because--er--Ookla the Father will...hear...me." Okay, now that you actually made me write that out, I admit that it may have been a little ridiculous. Also, Ookla the Father is a play off my name FatherTiempo. And I think I'm changing my name back now. I'd like to be a goldendoodle, but I'm not sure about it though.
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    Oh, those are cute. Aren't they kind of like Yorkies?
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    Okay, that was about three hours of me being an Ookla. See how excruciatingly awefull and horrendous that was? And that's why I don't make a good Ookla. Also *wins*
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