FatherTiempo

Ookla the Father gritted his teeth so hard, they shattered into a million pieces. Then, he pulled on his own jaw until it complete unhinged, flipped over his head, then completely circumvented his body. Satisfied that he had suitably impressed the Ookla dissenters, he stepped forward, and up, saying: "NOW BOW BEFORE ME, MY AWESTRUCK CHILDREN!!!!!!"

I have to be quiet because Ookla the Father will hear me. Personally, I think I'm like a beagle, or maybe a golden doodle. "WHAT DID YOU SAY???!!!" Nothing "GOOD." Edit: Oh, you're 'Ene. I remember now. Sorry, this is so confusing.

"STOP CONTRADICTING ME!!!!"

Ookla the Father throws a lamp against the wall, then upends a coffee table. "BOW BOW BOW BOOOOWWWWWW!!!!!!!!"

Psst, backstory to my aggressive attitude

Okay, here goes: Aqua, and Sophie were going to rescue Xinhoep (I seriously need help spelling that) from a comatose state ontop of some mountain, that only Aqua knows the directions to. Astral was in a forest consuming small woodland creatures. FT, that's me, was waiting in the wings for his glorious arrival. After seeing Astral maniacally laughing, FT suggested counseling for her, Sophie, and TVG. Sophie appeared on a reclining couch, in a jail cell for some reason, where FT psychoanalysed her. After this session, an assortment of friends, that should mostly be inanimate, join Sophie and Aqua on their quest to save Xinohep. FT transports them to a white expanse, where they plan their attack. Aqua overrules their planning ad they all appear in a magical clearing. Meanwhile we have canonical issues about conditioner. Suddenly, withergeists attack Sophie and her crew. She threw up a shield around her and Sophie, leaving FT to fend for himself. At this time FT screams at Sophie to use conditioner, secretly Narrating the power of her spear into it. TVG steps in and destroys the conditioner. FT was unhappy with TVG, who says, while FT is running from the withergeists, that Sophie needs to do things on her own for her character growth. FT tells Sophie that counselling bills are more expensive if the counselor is dead, Sophie saves FT with her spear, and joyously hops around. FT apologizes to TVG, the inanimate objects join the crew again. But in the sky, there is canonical problems threatening to destroy the foundation of TLT, and then--the ghanderflaffle empire is rising, again. Luna threw a fish grenade at the ghanderflaffle empire, where Sergant someone, and Jimmy, the ghanderflaffle, attempt to disarm it. Jimmy disappears shortly after his moustache explodes. He meets the Dark Voice, the newest villain in TLT. Meanwhile, the inanimate objects lose their influence on the travelling group, FT gets left behind, Luna gives FT some snickerdoodle, Astral joins the traveling crew, and Withy, adopted son of FT, is travelling with a flock of withergeists to hinder Sophie and her crew. Narrators take opposite sides against the travelling crew i.e. someone throws a thermonuke at Sophie, but the second Narrator says that it was actually at a different thermonuke, or it exploded into a thousand flowers. Then, Jimmy is eradicated from existence, which may or may not be permanent. Sophie, Astral, and Aqua are almost there.

And FT ripped off his Ookla head, and put on his normal head. "Well, that was aweful, I can't stop talking with a black background, because this is an edit, I hate Ooklas, and goodnight.

"YOU MUST!!!!!" Ookla the Father screamed, stamping his feet in rage.

"I AM THE GREAT LORD OF ALL DOGS, THE ENGLISH MASTIFF. BOW BEFORE ME LESSER CANINES!!!!!"

"BOW TO ME CAT AND DOG LOVING MORTALS!!!!" Ookla the Father screamed in rage. "THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE WINNER, AND THAT IS THE GREAT CONQUEROR OF THIS SHARD!!!!!"

"I WILL MUNCH THE PUNY KOLOSS HEADS!!!!"

Sheepdog maybe?

"Granted," Ookla the Father booms, temporarily taking the place of the Nightwatcher. "You will experiment with your gift, making yourself look like Jimmy Durante, then your talent will vanish." "I wish to be FT again." FT manages to gasp through Ookla the Father. "SILENCE FOOL!" Ookla the Father booms, squishing FT's head back into a box.

"I WILL NEVER GO BACK!!!" Ookla the Father rasps. "THE 17TH SHARD WILL TREMBLE AT MY AWAKENING, AND ALL THE WORLD WILL KNOW THE NAME OF OOKLA THE FATHER. MY CHILDREN, FOLLOW ME IN OUR CONQUEST OF THE WORLD."

O H D A N G. T H A T I S G O I N G T O B E A P R O B L E M F O R D O G P O P U L A T I O N S.

I never should have given that Withergeist spectacles.

Well, he did die in the end I suppose. But he lived to a ripe old age of a hundred and three.

"It is too late." Ookla the Father booms. "FT is no more. AND I AM FREE!!!"

I was just working on a post where Ene's dog grows to an enormous size, causing a massive spike in global warming, the destruction of Mount Everest, and finally ending with the earth plunging into the sun. I need to type faster.

FT's severed head, gritted its teeth. "I....Am....F...T-T-T-The Reluctant Ookla." FT's severed head, tipped back, and screamed in agony, the scream turning into to wrenching sobs of despair.

I know, but I have a delicate constitution. Sensitive skin, and all that.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!

Is she talking about Withy? The Dark Voice clapped a cold hand on Jimmy's shoulder, and laughed. "I've been watching you for sometime. You are a very promising Ghanderflaffle."

"Hello Jimmy," said the Dark Voice. "I have a job for you."

"AAAAAAHHH!"