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Lunamor

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  1. That’s a nope. I love Star Wars. TPBM wears a watch.
  2. I’d like to join more, but I’m going back to college soon and won’t have time for anything more than what I already have. What’s your favorite board game?
  3. Chuck Norris was once put on the wrapper for a toilet paper company. The company field tested it and it didn't work because Chuck Norris doesn't take crap from nobody.
  4. Jenny was thoroughly confused. It was quite evident on her face. What the heck was going on with Roy? ”Well I just got impaled, which hurts pretty badly.” She gestured to her side, which was covered in blood. The wound, while no longer dangerous, was still in the process of healing. She glanced back at Ed and closed his eyes so they wouldn’t dry out. Hopefully he’d unfreeze soon. Roy was weirding her out. @Weaver of Lights
  5. Plastique heard footsteps and whipped around. A man was walking past and glancing at her. He smiled at the scene. Without hesitation, she reached into her purse, pulled out her pistol, and shot him in the head. He crumpled to the ground, not granted any time to react. She could hear the gunshot echoing in the alleyway. Sadly, it scared away the rat. Plastique sighed and reloaded her gun, placing it back into her sequined bag. She hated wasting ammo on insignificant people. She calmly walked out of the alley and back into the street, kicking the man’s body out of her way. She was careful not to step in the pool of blood forming near his head- her heels were brand new and she didn’t want to stain them so soon. Even with Fish’s generous pay, they had been an expensive purchase for her. Fortunately, there was only the one witness to her feeding the rat. Plastique didn’t want to cause too much of a scene; it would cause her to look suspicious. She made no effort to move the corpse, leaving it lying in the middle of the street. Someone else would take care of it eventually. Plastique finished her walk home. Stepping inside the well-furnished abode, she hung her purse on a hook in the wall. She strode into her bathroom and reapplied her makeup. She needed to look her best for the meeting. Her eyes were becoming overwhelmingly itchy, so she melted them. The blue-tinted contacts fell out with a squelching noise, and she reformed her eyes. She looked in the mirror and studied their natural brown color. Not good enough. She snarled at her reflection, then immediately put the contacts in again.
  6. Jenny noticed Ed begin to fall and caught him. She hated that he felt the need to do this to himself for some reason. After quickly and carefully lying him down on the ground, she turned back to Roy. She realized that he was unarmed, having thrown his spear. He didn’t seem to be aggressive. Jenny relaxed slightly, sitting down next to Ed and holding his hand. She didn’t take her eyes off of Roy, however. @RoyalBeeMage
  7. Why had he done that? Ed wasn’t dangerous to her. Jenny wavered for a moment. She then ran over and got between him and Roy. She trusted Roy even less than she did herself right now. Jenny gave him a confused look. Why was he whispering to himself? ”What was that?”
  8. Jenny shook her head and backed up another foot just in case. ”I didn’t want to tackle Edgar. Something else made me do it.” @Weaver of Lights
  9. Jenny didn’t try to move closer. She was terrified she’d attack him again if she did. ”Did I hurt you? I have extra ambrosia, here.” Without waiting for a response, Jenny tossed her ambrosia in Ed’s direction. ”Please also get the paralysis poison ready, you might need it right now!”
  10. Jenny barely registered Ed’s punch. She’d attacked him. Why had she done that? He was trembling, she had clearly scared him. She scrambled backwards, eyes wide. That hadn’t been her acting. That was someone else. She hadn’t been in control. She was a liability now. “I’m so sorry!”
  11. Jenny bared managed to choke down the ambrosia. The wound in her side slowly began to knit back together, no longer life-threatening. She looked back to Ed, seeing him raising his knife. STOP HIM. Jenny’s eyes went glassy and she ran over to Edgar, attempting to tackle him away from Roy.
  12. Jenny began to step towards Ed, a look of concern on her face. He needed her help. Suddenly, she felt a piercing pain stab through her and screamed. Lightning coursed within her body. Barely managing to look downwards due to her involuntary convulsing, she saw the head of a spear sticking out from her side. She fell to her knees, silent. She couldn’t get words out. What was that so hard? @Weaver of Lights
  13. Feeling the plants fall away, Jenny sighed with relief. She’d escaped, she was ok. She instinctively looked towards Ed, making sure he was alright too. This left her back turned towards Roy. @RoyalBeeMage @Weaver of Lights
  14. God Beyond. What’s your favorite Christmas song?
  15. Gets an egg and a note that says “proof that the chicken came first”. Inserts some Monopoly money.
  16. So the ritual went a tiny bit wrong and I might’ve accidentally summoned a teensy weensy tornado. I saw them do that in a circus once.
  17. I smash the box rather than bothering with trying to open it and take back the sandwich.
  18. Have a tiny disco ball. I have a feral pig.
  19. Extensive
  20. A blind man bumped into Chuck Norris. The simple act of touching him cured the man's eyesight. Unfortunately, he lost it again due to an instant roundhouse kick to the head.
  21. Plastique stifled her grin, attempting to present a calm, cool, and collected front. Fish had to see her as the competent, professional person that she was. ”Happy.” She strode out of Fish’s office. As soon as she was out of his sight, she shivered with disgust. She had apologized. She felt gross. There was a dreadfully bad taste in her mouth. It felt like she needed to take a shower. Plastique focused on her impending meeting with Sundew to distract herself. It was going to be a wonderful opportunity, one she couldn’t afford to waste. She needed to compare the woman herself versus what people knew her as. See what she changed to improve her reputation. Unfortunately, she didn’t spot the secretary on her way out. Ah, well. She’d visit a few minutes earlier tomorrow. Plastique had more time to plan how she would dispose of the pest, now. She exited the Aquarium and started off towards her home. After a few blocks, she heard a soft squeaking. She glanced around her. The street was devoid of people. Plastique walked carefully over to the source of the noise. It was coming from a little rat eating some discarded food. As soon as it saw her, it dashed into a nearby hole in the wall. ”Wait!” Pulling out a small baggy from her purse, she emptied some of its contents onto her hand. She squatted down, holding the granola in front of the hole. After a few moments, a tiny nose emerged, sniffing at the offering. Soon, the head peeked out and began nibbling at the granola. Plastique smiled softly.
  22. When Chuck Norris goes swimming, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, water gets Chuck Norris.
  23. Jenny’s eyes widened. Movement was impossible, her body completely stuck in place. She felt helpless. She hadn’t felt helpless in this way for a very long time. Not only was she in danger, she couldn’t protect Ed either. She couldn’t let Roy hurt him. Jenny shoved down her terror at being trapped. She needed to be calm for this to work. Reaching out with her mind, she found Roy’s awakeness and attempted to snuff it out. In the meantime, Gift turned into a spinning serrated blade. She could barely hold it, but it was quickly beginning to saw through the vines. @Weaver of Lights
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