Jump to content

Lunamor

Members
 View Profile  See their activity

  • Posts

    8201

  • Joined

  • Last visited

  • Days Won

    32

 Content Type 

Everything posted by Lunamor

  1. Lunamor
    Welcome! What order of the Knights Radiant would you say would belong to? Also, did you get the metaphysical baked goods bit from Invocation? He has been offering evil ones lately.
  2. Lunamor
  3. Lunamor
    And they made the metalminds veeeeeeery shiiiiiiiiny.
  4. Lunamor
    She had the equivalent of Thaylen eyebrows, but with ears.
  5. Lunamor
    She hated people with strange looking ears.
  6. Lunamor
    But neither did you.
  7. Lunamor
    These words are very chewy. Chewy. Chewbacca. Star Wars. Star Trek. Spock. Hmm... that must mean that I need to become Spock!!!
  8. Lunamor
    Shallan manages to steal the soulcaster from Jasnah and makes a successful getaway. Her family is all turned into slaves due to the fact that the soulcaster is nonfunctional.
  9. Lunamor
    I think you mean high quality pun/jokes.
  10. Lunamor
    He then ate the proverb, thinking it would give him even more wisdom.
  11. Lunamor
    Luna tried desperately to get an arrow down the beast’s throat while it was roaring at Road, but it was turned the wrong direction. By the time Luna got in front of it, its mouth had already closed. However, a scale missing near the shoulder looked like as good a place as any to strike. Luna notched an arrow and aimed at the beast. He pulled back the string, and what seemed to be only a stream of light left his bow, soaring directly into the exposed patch of flesh. Instead of stopping quickly, however, the arrow went all the way through the monster until it was stopped by the scales on the other side. The monster, however, was smart. It turned away from Luna impossibly quickly as it roared in pain, preventing him from getting in a good shot. He had no idea how to had managed to move so fast- it was nearly a blur despite its size. It seemed too quick. Suspiciously quick. Something was wrong. However, that fast movement had luckily seemed to damage its shoulder even more, as it was now noticeably slower than before.
  12. Lunamor
    It lived on her eyebrows.
  13. Lunamor
    Why a... nevermind. Granted, but now it starts global freezing. I wish for a kindle that actually works consistently.
  14. Lunamor
    But there were none nearby, so he settled for a hammer instead.
  15. Lunamor
    Removed them from their beds and made them sleep on the couch. Problem solved. They then saluted Chaos by banging their heads against spatulas and screaming out their IP addresses.
  16. Lunamor
    In the form of a giant broom. Get it?
  17. Lunamor
    Tom Joebob and Butt Venture helped because they have secretly been mind controlled by Chaos this entire time.
  18. Lunamor
    They were strangely Chaos specific.
  19. Lunamor
    All Who Stood In His Way, or AWSIHW for short, was the only organization standing in the way of the terrible disease, jhanditidis. Without it, jhanditidis ravaged across the entire universe. Its effects included:
  20. Lunamor
    Good idea. That might result in your destruction. Narrator Chaos destroyed the maroon menace, as it was too much competition. He then made it his goal to destroy all of the Narrators. Luckily, he didn’t know about their potato. Plot twist: Chaos was the main villain of TLT all along.
  21. Lunamor
    But they had a faint idea. Luna made french fries, then launched them at the fast approaching maroon menace. Luna then fell into a deep sleep once he saw the calming color of the menace.
  22. Lunamor
  23. Lunamor
    Luna flew after, notching another arrow in his bow. The monster seemed to only have small areas in between its thick plates of armor where his arrows could get in, although they wouldn’t make much of a different. The creature actually seemed to be faintly reminiscent of a chasmfiend. How can I defeat this thing? Luna thought, a bit frustrated. Xino took a swipe at some nearby monsters, his blade coming near the beast, causing it to roar in anger. Beyond the many rows of sharp teeth, each as tall as a human, Luna could see an exposed throat. Ah, that’s how. A shot down its throat could do quite a bit of damage, likely even enough to kill it. “Hey Ghanderflaffle!” he called, “I think I know how to take down this thing.”
  24. Lunamor
    Decimated
  25. Lunamor
    Narrator Lunamor, Narrator Ghanderflaffle,
×
×
  • Create New...