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Lunamor

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  1. *accepts tea* *takes a sip* Mmm, mint!
  2. *burps out metal dust* Huh, I guess I was spiked! That must have been what was making me speak in all caps. But then who spiked me??? May I purchase some more monkey bread?
  3. HMM... OH FINE, I WILL HAVE JUST A TINY BITE, AS CHANCES ARE I HAVE ALREADY BEEN SPIKED ANYWAYS!!!
  4. BUT I DON’T KNOW WHERE THE SPIKE IS!!!
  5. WHO KNOWS? MAYBE I AM SPIKED AND I JUST DON’T KNOW IT YET!!!
  6. Narrator Taradiddle was given a vampire kitten and told to return it within a week, otherwise it would explode.
  7. *facepalms at cheesiness of pun* Granted. Now you can only speak in puns. I wish for the powers of Matter-Eater Lad.
  8. Once he took over the universe, he would finally have the necessary infrastructure to distribute vampire kittens to every last individual.
  9. But they have started to offer things like croissants!!! No baked goods are safe anymore!!!!!!!
  10. BUT WHAT IF IT IS POWDERED BRASS!!!
  11. *runs away screaming and flailing arms*
  12. *is proud of self* I know all of those words except for perfidious!
  13. How mendacious of you... (I have no idea how common that is or if I am using it correctly)
  14. *gives up after being unsure of the definition of “extant”*
  15. They are always coming up with new spikes. Surely it is possible that they figured out how to make metaphysical ones but hid them from the public?
  16. No baked goods are ever to be trusted, no matter the source. Who knows- maybe you were spiked recently and are now being mind controlled??? Anyways, it can’t hurt to be safe!
  17. Correction to my previous post: Do not accept any food offered to you. Especially baked goods.
  18. Welcome! Don’t accept any cookies, they are all evil. You would post your topic in the Stormlight Archive subforum.
  19. @Ghanderflaffle was commissioned to do so. Pleeeeease???
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