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Lunamor replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Without it, the plants would all die.- 111828 replies
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Lunamor replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
He loved his pretty dirt a lot. Too much, some might say.- 111828 replies
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Lunamor jumped. Had that lady just... melted? How?! He tried to run away from the horde of monsters surrounding him. He would be useless in a fight with his broken hand- he needed both to use his bow. A smaller creature with blade tipped arms sticking out of its oddly shaped shell in random places tried to block his path. Using some of the last of his strength, he lept over it. It tried to slash upwards at him, but he made it past and hit the ground rolling. It didn’t give chase, as it would never be able to scuttle fast enough to catch up with its short legs. He lept back upwards, his side stinging, and kept barreling forwards. He was making good progress, but then slowly stumbled to a halt. He collapsed to his knees. Blood was pooling on the ground. Was that his? For the first time he noticed a giant gash on his side. When had that happened? Was it from the shell thing? The adrenaline had kept him from noticing that it had managed to cut him deeply. He had mistaken the wound for one of his broken ribs. Things began to grow dark. He struggled to stand. He knew that if he fainted there, the monsters would quickly devour him. But he was unable to stay conscious. He had lost too much blood. He finally collapsed onto the ground, the blackness overtaking him.
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What's YOUR Talent?
Lunamor replied to Silus - Shard of Flame's topic in Alcatraz Versus the Evil Librarians
Mine would be mispronouncing things. It isn’t too evident when I am typing, but I do it all the time irl. It could actually be kinda useful- “Wow, that robot is so powerful!” could turn into “Wow, that roobot is so powerful!”, and the robot literally becomes a roobot (a friendly baby kangaroo bot). -
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Lunamor replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Made of dragon hide.- 111828 replies
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“Alright,” Lunamor said, which was quickly followed by an “Argh!” as a monster with several heads tackled him off Sun and onto the ground. Sun, being a recently tamed ghandercorn, bolted off as soon as the monster started screeching. Lunamor struggled to keep its claws away from himself. He tried punching it, but it felt like trying to punch Shardplate. Something crunched in his hand. The creature was covered in dark, metallic scales everywhere except for a small patch on its stomach, likely from where Sun had tried to stab it earlier. Spotting an arrow lying on the ground nearby, he managed to push it off himself long enough for him to snatch it. It was the only weapon he could use in such close proximity. This is a terrible idea, but I have no other choice at the moment... he thought. He strengthened his grip on the arrow, then plunged it as hard and as deep as he could into the monster’s soft spot. Dark purple blood spurted everywhere, and he shoved the creature off himself. He covered his ears as the monster’s heads all screamed in pain. The screams seemed to oddly harmonize, in a beautiful, ear bleeding way. The triple scream suddenly cut off, and it shuddered a final time. The entire thing withered away into dust. I can’t believe that worked... Lunamor thought in disbelief as he stumbled backwards, nursing his wounded hand. Something had definitely broken. He couldn’t move several fingers. He had also likely cracked a few ribs.
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Lunamor replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
And was rather sharp.- 111828 replies
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Lunamor was slowly surrounded by monsters. Sun could only destroy so many. He took out his bow, nervously eying the nearest ones. A particularly dangerous looking one with several rows of teeth ran at him, snarling. He shot it in the head, but that only slowed it down a little bit. He had to shoot it in various places around five times before it finally went down. “Anyone know how to kill these things? Or where the heck they came from?!”
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Lunamor replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
It had some ground up diamonds inside.- 111828 replies
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Lunamor replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
It was a piece of dirt.- 111828 replies
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Lunamor replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Okey dokey. Butt Venture broke the cycle of ghandertacos to announce that he had found a very pretty rock.- 111828 replies
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Lunamor rode into the fray, his ghandercorn, Sun, stabbing the shadows and monsters with his horn.
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Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine...
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Ghandercheese ghandercheese ghandercheese.- 111828 replies
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*wins againerest*
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Am I the device or the person?
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When did I godmod?
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Nah.
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Lunamor replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
We are quoting a song called “It’s Raining Tacos”. I suggest you check it out. It is very entertaining.- 111828 replies
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Lunamor replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
It’s raining ghandertacos- 111828 replies
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That was your 2222th post, Bean! Edit: Also, @Gammalv Fiend, you’re Alvron, right? *wins*
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Ghandertacos No need to ghanderask why- 111828 replies
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