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@SHOUTY SHOUT AGENCY!!! i have a suggestion to make, perhaps an alliance between whsipery whisper inc. is in order? also, i think it would be wise if you saved your (minutes?) for the night turn, and do more game-related post during the day turn. EDIT: Someone please post so I can respond to Araris!

The main reasons were because of suspicious votes, and some comments about the letting elims decides the vote. To be far, I only switched my vote to him because he was the next best option behind Experience. I didn’t want to vote Experience because of conversation in PMs.

Not to make light of their death, but this should mean that whispery whisper inc. is better right? None of us have died...

Alright after reading others post about Drake, I genuinely agree with the concept of him being more of an elim than Experience. His voting patterns do seem odd when you look back at them, and the comment about letting lynches be decided by elims does stick out among some other post that I don’t have time to make a full analysis on before the turn ends. So here is an updated vote count as far as I know. DrakeMarshall (4): Ashbringer, Magestar, TJ Shade, Ventyl Kynedath (3): Araris Valerian, DrakeMarshall, Mist Experience (3): Elandera, Emi, Yong Pyromancer Araris Valerian (2): Shard of Reading, xinoeph512 Emi (2): Experience, Karnage EDIT: ninja’d by everyone, but luckily Striker kept me updated on the votes

For this analysis, it’s going to be over @Araris Valerian. This time, I’m not going to look at every post, just the ones I think are alignment indicative. I’ll also use a slightly different format, maybe this time it will be a little easier on the eyes? —————————————————————————————————————————————— In his second post he says that he thinks Mist is a good lynch choice and that his votes shouldn’t be taken as poke votes. This gives me a slight village view, as it lets you vote on someone else but also getting an inactive players attention. This could be seen as a more effective way to do lynches and it would benefit the village IMO. His fifth post is a big one, he starts by saying he has the greatest suspicion on Experience, and after looking back at the thread I can understand this. He also adds that he has elim reads on Coda, Kynedath, and Magestar. He mentions that he wants more people to do game-related post or analysis, which is giving me another village read, but could still reasonably an elim reverse psychology trick. So I’d say this posts can lean either way depending on how you look at it. In his next post he says he wants other people to read through and come up with their own reads, this gives me a slight elim read as it could be an elim trying to get information out of the village. He also mentions all of his previous reads were based off the thread. A few post later, he replies Experience and from this I don’t think they are a team so it gives me a village read. Though like I’ve said before anything can be a misdirect by the elims to make us think they aren’t colluding, but my gut is telling me they aren’t so this is a village read from me. I’ve lost count of the post (probably cause I haven’t been counting) but in one post he says he wants the most post to only count 200+ word posts, which I don’t think an elim would want, because that would make it harder for a possible elim teammate to get that sweet extra three boxes. So another village read for me. In another post he says that we should all be voicing are suspicions, because if we don’t it’s basically a free win for the elims. This is either a very elaborate plot to get us to think he’s not an elim, but in reality I doubt that. So another village read. Next, he switches his vote from Experience to Coda. Reasoning being, “I don't think having a massive tie is going to be helpful, since we'd likely just be letting the elims choose who dies.“ I agree with this and I think by saying things that are basically just tips for the village about how to not let the Elims have an easy game he’s cleared himself in my eyes. Then he responds to Matrim about how it was suspicious that he claimed his vote on Mist wasn’t a poke vote, but a vote on someone he wants out of the game. He says he, “What's the point in voting on someone (when the most voted on person dies) if you don't want to kill them? I already explained why poke votes are useless.” This is probably the only suspicious thing I’ve seen from him, I’ll give this post an elim read, it seems like a practiced excuse to not attract to much suspicion. In the next post he gives suspicions for Hatz, but I don’t think the elims would’ve saved him, there might’ve been a village Soother that didn’t want to get a inactive lynched. I’m thinking we might need a pinch hitter for Hatz. He then gives elim reads on Experience, Kynedath (Which I don’t quite get, considering he hasn’t been insanely active), and Magestar. Later on in the post he says he might add Drake and/or Xino to that list. I agree with all of his village reads for the most part, mainly the Ashbringer one (Because I’ve roletraded with them and we have a good synergy). This gives me only slight village reads. At the beginning of this cycle he states he has suspicions on Experience but doesn’t vote on him, this is a little suspicious as it could be a redirect. So this post gives me a slight elim read. In his next post he talks about the meta reasons for Devotary’s death saying how it gives us little to go on. He goes on to say that he votes differently when there is little info to when there is a lot, if anyone could go look at some previous games of his to try and see if this is accurate that would be great. The last part of the post is him yet again being very un-elim by saying that the sooner we get a lynch the discussion the better chance we have of lynching an elim. I can’t see a reason why an elim would point this out, so yet again more village reads from me. In another shorter post, he says to not be so worried about a mislynch. Yes, the village loses a player, but also we can information about why the elims would’ve wanted that player mislynched. Next he explains the reason he voted on Experience, in a simpler manner. Then he asks for Lahilt to clarify their reason. This is pretty neutral to me, but it could be a elim trying to gather more information, so I’ll go with a slight elim read. If he moves his vote off of Experience I think this could prove a E/E relationship between Experience and Araris, but it’s unlikely. In another post responding to TJ he gives more helpful advice to the village, I don’t see why a elim would do this so a village read is in order again. In his most recent post he switches his vote over to Experience. He also says that if Experience flips elim he’d be suspicious of the people wanting to lynch inactives. I give this a village read too. —————————————————————————————————————————————— TL:DR I don’t think Araris is an elim, mainly because he offers too much helpful advice to the village that many have looked over. If he was elim, I don’t see a reason why he would help the village, wouldn’t you want the village to not know all these pieces of advice? EDIT: Ninja’d by too many people!

@Shard of Reading, it’s a post by post analysis of Experience. Yes, I did go through all of his post, and yes, it is indeed insane. Also, taking your suggestion, here’s a TL:DR of my analysis: I think Experience has a chance of being an elim, mainly because it seems like they try to avoid game-related post and analysis whenever possible. As many have pointed out before, the lack of game-related post probably made the elims very happy, and Experience trying to keep it that way just reeks elim!Experience to me. EDIT: ninja’d by TJ

Okay this is going to be my first of two full post analysis! There might be a third, but I’m not as suspicious of them as I am of Experience and the next one. Well, here we go! START OF THE GAME 1st (NAI): Says they should go read the rules, makes a joke about formatting 2nd (NAI): Makes joke poke on Joe. 3rd (Very slight village): Talks about possibility of two kandra, seems like a village worry, I’ve had this thought too, but as they pointed out it’s unlikely because of the amount of players, so I didn’t post about it. 4th (NAI): Statement about how Pyro was making so many post, says they’ll have to catch up. (I also tried to, but realized it was futile) 5th (NAI): Question about game, nothing to say about this one. 6th (NAI): Another question about boxings. 7th (Very slight village): Says the don’t understand all the poke votes on Mist. 8th (NAI): Another question, though it’s about another question this time! 9th (NAI): Nothing to say, just a reply to Pyro/ 10th (Slight elim): Makes an excuse for not wanting to make longer posts, could be just wanting more boxings, but could also be a valid attempt to steer people away from game related discussion. 11th (Very slight elim): Says they are going to try to do more, longer game related posts, but they don’t for a while. 12th (NAI): 200+ word (I think) RP. 13th (Very very slight elim): Ask more questions about boxings, seems slightly worried about the possibility of not getting lerasium soon. Maybe this is because they’re elim, but I can also see why a villager would want to get it. 14th (NAI): Another question about the boxing cap 15th (Slight village): Talks about the amount of posts. Says they’ll try to do an analysis. 16th (NAI): Talks about how Striker PAFO’d his questions. 17th (NAI): Joke about RP. 18th (NAI): Talks about RP. 19th (Slight elim): Talks about the Firesoul bomb and how it could be used to kill elims. Could be an elim making themself seem more village, but would one or maybe two elims be worth killing substantially more villagers? 20th (NAI): Talks about Xino’s word counts. 21st (NAI): Asks Araris to clarify his read. 22nd (NAI): Poke votes Hatz. 23rd (NAI): Says that they are trying to get an analysis, but not much to go off. 24th (Very slight village): Wonders if his poke vote is the reason Araris voted on him, doesn’t vote back. 25th (Very slight village): Responds to Pyro saying that the previous post was suspicious. 26th (NAI): Asks Pyro a question. 27th (NAI): Says the one question post are getting out of hand (Which while making this analysis, I agree) 28th (Very slight elim): Says how they were hoping you couldn’t give boxings, because then elims could pile up and buy the lerasium bead. Could be a misdirect? 29th (NAI): Clarifies something about the previous post. 30th (Very very slight elim): Ask a question about passing items, maybe because they want to know how to for the elim team? 31st (NAI): Nothing game related. 32nd (Elim): Still has not made an attempt at two hundred plus word game analysis, but asks to RP for coins. Seems like they are trying to avoid game-related discussion. 33rd (NAI): Asks why Magestar is suspicious of him. 34th (NAI): Asks for a vote count. 35th (NAI): Talks about votes, says they don’t want to look back. 36th (NAI): Gives a NAI read on Xino, talks about ties. 37th (Slight elim): Says they want a train. Their reasoning being they don’t want to die because of a tie. As I said about mist, I don’t like starting a lynch train unless I think someone has a chance of being an elim. 38th (Elim): Says we might not want to use up an action. Also gives a village read on Araris. Votes on Coda because of Araris’s statement that he thinks Experience and Coda aren’t on the same team. Considering the outcome of the lynch, by their own logic, they could be an elim. There is always a chance of them being village, but this is one of their more suspicious post at this point. 39th (NAI): Gives a post count for him and Pyro. What’s funny is that my post count for him is 6 more than his… 40th (NAI): Says they’ll send Striker a list of post counts 41st (NAI): Says sorry for double posting, though looking back on the thread I don;t see a double post… 42nd (NAI): Double posting joke. 43rd (NAI): More double posting conversations (I got ninja’d by Pyro here, sad) 44th (NAI): Talks about ninja twinborn… 45th (NAI): More jokes incur... 46th (NAI): More jokes incur... 47th (NAI): More jokes incur... 48th (Very very slight elim): Starts off with a joke. Replies to Araris, but leaves vote on Coda, only because Araris vote they were a good lynch target. 49th (NAI): Talks about post counts 50th (Very very slight elim): Joke about lynching Pyro. Then replies to Araris post about lynching Pyro and killing Experience, says only the first part. 51st (NAI): More jokes incur… 52nd (NAI): Responds to Pyro and makes a joke. 53rd (NAI): RP 54th (Slight village): Talks about the elim team, how there could be at least one experienced player. 55th (Slight elim): Says they agrees with the count for most post only using 200+ word post, but yet has only done RP with 200 words or more. Still looks like they are avoiding game related post. 56th (Slight elim): Says they are working on more RP, why not work on some game related post? 57th (NAI): More RP. Note, the post itself is NAI, but the lack of game related post is making me suspicious. 58th (NAI): RP discussion. 59th (NAI): Nothing important. 60th (NAI): Even more RP 61st (NAI): Oh my god, I’m regretting the decision to do this analysis… 62nd (NAI): Nothing useful. 63rd (NAI): Talks about post count 64th (NAI): More RP discussion, yet again, where is any game related post at this point? 65th (NAI): Asks what hurk is… 66th (NAI): Yet again, more RP… 67th (NAI): Talks about page count. 68th (NAI): RP galore. 69th (NAICE): Talks about his character. 70th (NAI): RP, asks for a vote count. 71st (NAI): More RP. 72nd-76th (NAI): Nothing useful, mainly RP. 77th (NAI): Responds to Pyro’s vote on him. 78th/79th (NAI): Nothing useful 80th (Slight village): Finally says they are up to do game related post 81st (NAI): Responds to Pyro about length of post. 82nd (Very slight village): Says sorry about doing very short posts. 83rd (NAI): Nothing useful……….. 84th (Slight Elim): Ask to RP and for votecount, still hasn’t done any real analysis yet. 85th (NAI): More RP, yet again… 86th (NAI): Thanks Xino for advice. 87th (Slight village): Talks about votes on Mist. 88th (NAI): Says they’re going to make a vote count. 89th (NAI): Guess what? Nothing helpful… 90th (Slight Elim): Wants to go back to RP, still seems to me like they’re avoiding game related discussion. 91st (NAI): Makes a vote count. 92nd (NAI): Asks a question about the vote count. 93rd (NAI): Asks who my first post by post analysis is of, figures out it’s of Coda. 94th (NAI): Talks about the lynch and how we’ll find out about vote manipulation anyway. 95th (NAI): Continues on about vote manipulation. 96th (Slight village): This village reading is because he gives a little analysis and at that point in the game, I give a village read to anyone who does actual analysis. 97th (NAI): Keeps vote on Coda 98th (Slight elim): Says they are going to keep track of votes, post count, and expected income. Says they find themselves with lots of time, then why didn’t you make more game analysis @Experience? 99th (NAI): Question about MU game. 100th, YAY, but not yay (Very slight village): Says they had game related discussion with Pyro, I’m assuming in PMs. Why not in thread? 101st (NAI): Says they have to do something IRL. END OF DAY ONE 102nd (Slight Elim): Talks about how they didn’t have the most post. Then ask to do more RP. END OF NIGHT ONE 103rd (NAI): Asks Elandera why they have the vote on them other than that Araris was suspicious of them. Talks about boxing count. 104th (Slight village): Asks how doing a little more analysis is suspicious. 105th (NAI): Says they don’t have much time, asks why Lahilt voted on them. 106th, the latest post at the time I’m making this. (Slight elim): Trys dissuade Lahilt from voting on him, but says he’d be fine with getting lynched. Seems like a misdirect to me. Says they want to vote, but don’t know who. ————————————————————————————————————————————— Alright, I hope this is helpful and appreciated. Well it better be, because I skipped breakfast to write this post .

I plea not guilty sir, but that’s probably expected. (I can’t figure out how to get this quote to work, because I’m on my IPAD, so I’m just copy/pasting it) ———————————————————————————————————————————————— Drake: ”Sure: The way you are going about things feels pretty different from last time we were in a game, which if I remember was this game's predecessor, in which you were a villager. There were parts of your reasoning on D1 that seemed a bit off to me. The fact that your main activity this cycle is self-defense when you don't even have any votes yet is a bit telling. No one of these weigh that much against you, but together it's reason enough to suspect you, at this point.” ————————————————————————————————————————————————— I’ll respond to each point in order just to clarify. This is probably because I have a bit more free time than all of my previous games. This allows me to put more time into making post, though I have been getting distracted with other things lately , and giving analysis. Also, I’d like to say I’ve become a better player since then, considering that was my first game, but that’s probably just my biased opinion. I can see why this is suspicious. My reasoning was that since he was so interested in the Firesoul role, couldn’t it be a play to make people think he wasn’t one, because normally I would think offering discussion about your role too much would lead people to finding your role, so it could’ve been reverse psychology. Obviously, it wasn’t though, so I guess I feel for something that wasn’t even supposed to be fallen for. (Should probably take back my statement about me being a better player ) I’d disagree with this very much, my only post before this one was me asking you to clarify your read on my. Seeing as other people did that, by this logic shouldn’t you be suspicious of all of them? No, people just want to know why so they can make an actual response. Which is what I’m doing, and by the time I’ve made this post you have a vote on me. Also the reason I haven’t voted is because I’m suspicious of multiple people and I don’t know which one to vote on. In conclusion, I’m not going to put my vote on you yet, because unlike most I’m getting a slightly more village read of you. My read is mainly in part that I have bigger suspicions on other people, this could lead to my death, but I don’t think you’re an elim. EDIT: Expect a post by pst analysis of my first suspicion coming soon!

Wow, this thread is heating up! @DrakeMarshall, can you explain you reading on me?

This thread has been a joy to read!!! ———————————————— Lafay was ashamed of himself. He couldn’t believe what he had been apart of. He knew it was probably because of his drunkness that he wasn’t able to think clearly about the situation and talk to Coda and find out if they weren’t a Firesoul, but he wasn’t in the right mind. After he had left that table he had snuck around and found some more alcohol and got even more drunk. As the day was coming to a close he helped beat that man to death, and when he said, “Long live the People’s Republic,” Lafay knew he’d messed up. Again. Now he was in his room, for once he wasn’t thinking about trying to escape or drinking. The only other time he’d every stopped thinking about getting a drink was that day on Roshar. He had even made killing thunderclast a competition with Banalanet and the other Radiants to see who would buy drinks for their group of Willshapers. Then, when she died, he didn’t drink himself into to more despair... No, he cried. He wasn’t a Windrunner, obsessed with protecting everyone, but he was still a Radiant. He was supposed to be strong enough to save the ones he loved. And when he wasn’t, he became a coward. He had left Roshar. It was a surprise that Ola didn’t leave him. Her excuse was she wanted to explore the Cosmere and he was the best way to do it. That still didn’t explain why she wanted him to swear his Ideals so badly though. He was content with his Allomancy, Surgebinding, and Blade. Although Plate would be nice, it wasn’t necessary, he’d heard of other ways to become impossibly strong. Lafay’s thoughts were interrupted by the shouts of a woman. She was saying something about Coda... if he wasn’t in such a reflective state, he might have tried to drink himself into a comatose state. But instead, he listened. It was painful. But this time, Lafay Etteax would not run away from his demons.

What I mean with the Sparker is that you could vote and then store, this would cancel your vote I’m assuming. Probably wouldn’t show up in thread or it would give away your role. I see your point with the Pinnacle though, it’s not that it’s a vote manipulation but that it could lead to a higher vote count on someone. Though they have to vote on some one with votes already, but can they just not vote? If they don’t vote at all would their storing action not count?

Alright, after reading the rules, I think I’ve found every role that could possibly be a vote manipulation. 1. Soother 2. Rioter 3. Pulser (If it can affect votes that is) 4. Leecher (If it can affect votes that is) 5. Sparker (Storing could remove a vote) 6. Pinnacle (Not so much a manipulation, could lead to higher vote counts on somebody though.) 7. Connector (Cancels your vote, makes it looked like it was Soothed)

New vote count Coda (4): Experience, Magestar, Ventyl, Araris ValerianAraris Valerian (1): Karnage, Matrim’s_DiceExperience (1): ElanderaMatrim's_Dice (1): The_God_KingMist (1): Shard of ReadingAshbringer (1): LahiltMagestar (1): TJ ShadeThe_God_King (1): Elkanah Karnage (2): Pyro, XinoephA Joe in the Bush (1): Coda

For now I’m sticking with my elim and Firesoul read of you. I think having a possible Firesoul on the elim team would be very dangerous for the village. Considering that four charges down the road, or 6 if its that far in, could easily remove the villages Coinshot from the game, or any other role for that matter.

Okay, I’ll fix your vote. Thanks. EDIT: You’re right @Araris Valerian, Mat has voted on you, I’ll add that now

Okay everybody, this should be an accurate vote count! Coda (4): Experience, Magestar, Ventyl, Araris Valerian Araris Valerian (1): Karnage, Matrim’s_Dice Experience (1): Elandera Matrim's_Dice (1): The_God_King Mist (1): Shard of Reading Ashbringer (1): Lahilt Magestar (1): TJ Shade The_God_King (1): Elkanah A Joe in the Bush (1): Coda

I don’t know if I’m misunderstanding this or not, but I’ll clarify anyway. What I mean is I don’t think Coda would have a reason for doing the calculations if he wasn’t a Firesoul. If he is elim, then why would he give Firesouls warnings about their abilities, wouldn’t it be better to let them possibly kill themselves? Though if he is a Firesoul, it’d be good to do the calculations for himself, and then he could post them to get some easy boxings and a NAI post out there. Also it would be very easy to start a lynch train on himself to get a bunch of people to vote on him, then if the suicide firebomb thing worked, it would trade one elim for who knows how many villagers. Well while making this, I’ve been ninja’d

Wow, Striker is probably very happy that my analysis sparked so much more game related discussion !

Okay, after I’ve read Xino’s post about Coda, I get a more elim read from him. My vote on Emi was only to get them active and now that they are I might as well do something more useful with it. So I’ve decided to do an analysis of all of his post. I’ll give my gut reading of each one (Can’t quote each individual one because I’m on my IPAD) 1st Analysis: NAI, just starting off the game I guess. 2nd Analysis: NAI, Responding to Pyro about not receiving a PM. 3rd Analysis: NAI, Mostly just stuff about the rules. Though his calculations about the Firesouls do intrigue me, possibly a Firesoul himself? 4th +5th Analysis: NAI, replies to Experiences questions about the boxing cap. 6th Analysis: Slight Elim, talks about Firesouls, ask if they are lynched if it would kill those who voted on them. Looking for a way to kill a good amount of villagers? My suspicious about him being a Firesoul make this seem a bit more elim-like to me. 7th Analysis: Elim, seems very disappointed by the Firesoul thing not being possible. This is very suspicious to me, I’d appreciate others thoughts on this. 8th Analysis: NAI, answers a question about pinch hitters. Nothing to see here. 9th Analysis: Slight Elim, Asks Magestar why he voted on him, seems too defensive about it in my opinion, could be reading into it too much though. Yet again, I would appreciate another view on this. Alright that’s all of his post at the moment I’ve wrote this. I hope this post makes sense, but in reality it probably doesn’t considering how bad I am at analysis. EDIT: Here’s a new vote count Coda (3): Experience, Magestar, VentylAraris Valerian (1): KarnageExperience (1): Araris ValerianLord_Silberfarben (1): LahiltMatrim's_Dice (1): The_God_KingMist (1): Shard of ReadingAshbringer (1): DrakeMarshallMagestar (1): TJ ShadeThe_God_King (1): ElkanahA Joe in the Bush (1): Coda

Hah, that’s usually my strategy, or I’ll just look at others analysis and see if I agree with them. Also, I would make my own analysis if there weren’t so many pages.

I’m also like this, but really only for analysis post. I’m good with RP, but I find it hard to make good analysis. I usually go with gut feeling most of the time.

Double post!

Don’t worry he’s not actually Harmonies chosen, he just happened to stumble upon his Perpindicularity. He pulled a Kaladin.

Lord Etteax of Elendel, Harmonies chosen, and Knights Radiant of the Willshapers, looked at the table of mismatched people. I wonder, he thought, how in Odium’s cursed name did that group got together? More importantly, do they have whiskey? “You and your whiskey!” His spren, Ola, shouted into his ear, “Maybe you should try something new this time? Or better yet, swear your fourth Ideal?” As he continued walking towards the table, Ola zipped from his right shoulder to his nose. When she wasn’t a ball of light, she formed a small copper like woman wearing a long havah, oddly enough it had many buttons with pockets. As he got closer, it seemed the group was trying to hide their conversation from a nearby Hazekiller. They were speaking so softly not even he, Harmonies chosen, could hear them. “Ola, make yourself useful and go listen to that table,” He interrupted. She had a habit of complaining about how he only ever drank whiskey now a days, and would say stuff like, ‘When you were on Roshar you tried so many different wines. you studied the other Radiant spren so intently, and you were actually interested in expanding your powers!’ She didn’t understand how badly the events on Roshar effected him, he never wanted to get caught up in their war. What hurt him more than those memories though, was how he lost someone. The old joyful Lafay, who was just happy to be a Cognitive Shadow, died on Roshar. The only reason he was here now was because his old allies had betrayed him, and Lafay didn’t take too kindly to that. ”All I heard was them giving each others names,” Ola said to him, interrupting his thoughts of the past. “The foreigner is Lahilt, the noble is Lord Cauthon, the uncomfortable one is Reading, and the last on is Shard.” ”Thanks, Ola,” He whispered as he neared the table. When he arrived he slapped Lord Cauthon on the back, “Ho ho, it’s been awhile Cauthon! Don’t think I’ve seen you since the ball at the Ironspine! And to the rest of you, Lord Lafay Etteax, Harmonies Chosen, at your service.”

After being dragged out of the kitchen and thrown into his room, Lafay plotted his escape. Now he wasn’t trying to escape the warehouse, just his musky old poor excuse of a bedroom. This room really isn’t fit for Harmony’s chosen one, He thought, angered about his poor treatment at this warehouse. What kind of place doesn’t have whiskey? They probably only have cheap rum. After he played with those thoughts for the next half hour, he finally remembered what he set out to do. Escape from his bedroom. This turned out to not be that hard as the old of the old silver door handle wasn’t even locked. Wow, even I could detain someone better than this place, no wonder Loyalist were able to sneak in! He scoffed to himself as he walked out into the dusty hallway. He was immediately bombarded by the sounds of to men screaming at each other. Considering he was drunk out of his mind, he thought’d it’d be a storming good idea to observe, and possibly join in. The little girl, who still had the meat pies atop her head, and the man mysteriously named Shard were, by what they were saying, seeing who could scream the most. I wonder if that man, Shard, has any relations to another shard besides Harmony? A fellow worldhopper maybe? Etteax thought before hearing that there was money involved in those two’s shouting. Still extremely drunk, hearing money involved, he was immediately interested and hurried over. He started off quietly making comments during breaks between their shouts, but as it went on further he got more aggressive. One thing was still distracting him though. Why did the girl still have meat pies on her head? Well, I might as well help her get them off her head, He thought and reached over to her. He grabbed the bottom one, this soon proved to be a mistake and he realized why she left them on her head. They were heavy. Very heavy. ”Rust and Ruin Girl! How in Preservations name did you keep these on your head! I can barely hold these things!” He exclaimed. After a few seconds of trying to balance them, he failed. In a glorious explosion, the meat pies covered the hallway. “Huh, well... sorry little girl...” EDIT: Ninja’d by Shard of Reading