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  1. Darth Woodrack
    Then the breadmunks then learned a new language which was...
  2. Darth Woodrack
    The Breadmunks all tilted their heads to the side in confusion. The chipmunk and bone monk variety.
  3. Darth Woodrack
    Then the breadmunks ran over and put his on right and fixed him right up. The chipmunk variety,
  4. Darth Woodrack
    The rodents were reborn repeatedly from their explodey demise to assault Newcao again. Okay then.
  5. Darth Woodrack
    The original breadmunks, hybrids between bread and chipmunks, watched in amusement as hordes upon hordes of exploding rodents assaulted Newcago which was under the rule of a re-born steelheart. You can just ignore this if you want.
  6. Darth Woodrack
    Maybe we could have a direct confrontation between IT and someone else?
  7. Darth Woodrack
    The small dogs helped Butt and Galladon start a fundraiser to help support the surviving breadmunks.
  8. Darth Woodrack
    When this is the site you spend longest on over all including google.
  9. Darth Woodrack
    And then the small dogs came to save him because they spent the last three pages finding honor spren and then becoming an army of small dog windrunners.
  10. Darth Woodrack
    And then small dogs invaded in the confusionment.
  11. Darth Woodrack
    Even if they could they would probably just hear screams and then get the powers of whatever type of spren it was.
  12. Darth Woodrack
    Edit: How is Kings wit higher in reputation than House Lord? That doesn't make since. Edit2: When you wonder why no is responding then look at the clock and relize that the amount of time that ypu thought was five minutes was 45 and it's almost 10:00. Oops.
  13. Darth Woodrack
    You could use feurchemical Zinc if you were twinborn. I think his mind would break.
  14. Darth Woodrack
    I agree. I also agree with Oversleep. Everyone else would be exactly the same. You would just be distracted, so I wouldn't do it.
  15. Darth Woodrack
    Avoid strangers offering you cookies unless their TUBA fortune cookies.
  16. Darth Woodrack
    When you threaten to murder someone because they won't loan you one of the only three cosmere works you haven't read. You know who you are. I can keep it in mint condition and you can just tell your brother you hid t from him. He'd be annoyed.
  17. Darth Woodrack
    Then one behind narrator put his head in his hands in response to the bad puns.
  18. Darth Woodrack
    I fell behind so just started using exploding rodents. Then an army of exploding squirrels, well, exploded.
  19. Darth Woodrack
    Even if Star wars metals don't count she could have it made out of titanium and it would work. When you have this conversation.
  20. Darth Woodrack
    To make a fullborn that is as powerful as a Lord Ruler, you would have to spike the parents a lot because they would have to have enough investiture to make a true fullborn.
  21. Darth Woodrack
    True, but you could steal individuals force abilities. The nature of midichlorians is tiny lifeforms that have a large amount of force, and have a symbiotic relationship with their hosts allowing them to tap their force. However it would take ages to spike enough humans to be overly powerful so you would do better to go after force sensitive animals, as they have not been shown to carry midichlorians and I believe that they have their own large force abilities. What if Vin had a lightsaber?
  22. Darth Woodrack
    Then a squirrel exploded.
  23. Darth Woodrack
    Creeper. Why they exploded was mildly obvious,
  24. Darth Woodrack
    And then more stuff exploded.
  25. Darth Woodrack
    Then the stuff exploded.
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