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  1. Darth Woodrack
    Metal casing with glass shards contained in a thin metal casing. Designed to spread glass shrapnel throughout flesh upon impact. The chances of them having enough reserves to survive that are very low. Also, why don't they just cut of their head with a Katana? That would be very very fast.
  2. Darth Woodrack
    Ah, I would of preferred Archer had won, but at least TFA is at least better than EEW.
  3. Darth Woodrack
    I started on Reckoners, so their's a bit of nostalgia there, so Calamity.
  4. Darth Woodrack
    Doesn't everyone who's read Wax and Wayne?
  5. Darth Woodrack
    And the breadmunk revolution against their buttermunk tyrants.
  6. Darth Woodrack
    Then one narrator wondered what the heck was going on.
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    But they were a hybrid of Chipmunks and Bread so they didn't need much money.
  8. Darth Woodrack
    Oh. right. Sorry....
  9. Darth Woodrack
    The breadmunks started a restaurant that doesn't serve any bread or meat. I honestly thought that someone would say; 'But that was irrelevant' and you'd all ignore it. This was, umm... unexpected....
  10. Darth Woodrack
    The Cornmunks explained that they were the cornbread variety of breadmunks, and everyone suddenly understood. What did you think I meant?
  11. Darth Woodrack
    Then one of the Cornmunks through an impromptu Halloween party several months early. How did I start this?
  12. Darth Woodrack
    That means that you have closed he tab one the website. How dare you! You know your a Sanderfan when you had just finished Way of Kings and was in the mood for some short fiction, so you pull out mistborn.
  13. Darth Woodrack
    It does allow them to disconnect he energy from the nerves system to the brain and remove the moisture from the eyes.
  14. Darth Woodrack
    I don't think mine is better, he is just more powerful. He can mimic the effects of a shard blade with his hand. And he is immune to all forms of harm.
  15. Darth Woodrack
    And then one chipmunk crossbred with bread and started the new species of breadmunks. Don't ask.
  16. Darth Woodrack
    When you try to find grounds to sue your library when they stop carrying most of Brandon Sandersons books. I'm still working on it.
  17. Darth Woodrack
    When you have a seventeenth shard account.
  18. Darth Woodrack
    Pretty much except he doesn't cry while he fights and is about thirty time more powerful.
  19. Darth Woodrack
    The parking lot was overgrown with dark oak wood trees.
  20. Darth Woodrack
    Then one narrator gave up and said that their was a immortal chipmunk running through the wilderness.
  21. Darth Woodrack
    Then Darth Vader showed up to intact vengeance against one narrators annoying guild mate.
  22. Darth Woodrack
    Then all of the narrators remembered that Butt had been blinked from existence and stopped using him. Am I the only one who pays a mild amount of attention?
  23. Darth Woodrack
    Then another narrator who frequently falls behind decided to add in a squirrel that spends it's time ballroom dancing with a chipmunk.
  24. Darth Woodrack
    Then the only person with a since of smell went out on a great journey to stop him. The up-voting previous posts thing probably stopped because people like me joined and didn't do it. I'm now doing it because I have a soul.
  25. Darth Woodrack
    And then the Universe remembered that Butt isn't cannon and he was wiped from existence along with every thing that he has ever used.
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