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  1. Darth Woodrack
    They decided to offer him pizza.
  2. Darth Woodrack
    The the pizza WTF sued ghostbloods for jettisoning her kind into space, but that was also unimportant.
  3. Darth Woodrack
    And the one remaining WTF survived to make a very successful pizza chain, but that is unimportant.
  4. Darth Woodrack
    What if the chipmunk was a super intelligent trained chipmunk that had some extreme trauma with a lawnmower?
  5. Darth Woodrack
    And the WTFs all came back as SUPER WTF ZOMBIES!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
  6. Darth Woodrack
    I meant if Hemalurgy did exist in the Reckonerverse.
  7. Darth Woodrack
    Then the WTF's all got high on cyanide.
  8. Darth Woodrack
    Good to know.
  9. Darth Woodrack
    Nice,
  10. Darth Woodrack
    Then the floating ball of spikes that used to be a beaver arrived from the zooniverse with an army of WTFs.
  11. Darth Woodrack
    The explanation points are part of the name of the shard.
  12. Darth Woodrack
    Then the super inquisitor chipmunk ate the sugar acid puddles and gained the almighty, SHARD OF ACIDIC SUGARY SUPER SQUIRRELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  13. Darth Woodrack
    He brought his army of super squirrel commando's.
  14. Darth Woodrack
    If it doesn't go anywhere you need new friends. Or just live on here like I do. Expect sleep, video games, reading, and the occasional YouTube video.
  15. Darth Woodrack
    Then, the-epic-floating-ball-of-spikes-that-used-to-be-a-chipmunk-that-is-intent-on-conquering-the-entire-universe arrived.
  16. Darth Woodrack
    I know Reckoners aren't cannon, and this is a crazy, what if thread. There isn't a better place to put it. Could a Chipmunk be given powers by calamity and then become a supremely powerful super chipmunk intent on conquering all of existences through hemalurgic spiking? If so, what attributes would the steal, and what would their epic abilities be? Would he still crave nuts? Would his weakness be lawnmowers? How many squirrels would join his elite army of ultra loyal super squirrel commandos? So many deep questions.
  17. Darth Woodrack
    Well technically, since evil is a matter of perspective people are only evil if they themselves think that they are evil along with everyone else. I don't agree with the one ring analogy. Look at preservation. He didn't want more power, but the second part appears accurate.
  18. Darth Woodrack
    Theirs a scale? why can't it measure me... Also, you know your a Sanderfan when you give someone 20 cookies to get them to read the first chapter in mistborn. I'm totally not speaking from experience. ps. It worked.
  19. Darth Woodrack
    When you find a solid gold shrine to Brandon Sanderson that costs more than your house, and you buy it.
  20. Darth Woodrack
    I would believe that the main problem would be to take both attributes without killing the donor immediately. That probably is where you would want to put it. Also, if you were a steelrunner twinborn you might be fast enought to drive two spikes into two different bind points at the same time.
  21. Darth Woodrack
    I believe that you need a warrant to track IP address. Also someone could share a computer with their family and they might have two accounts on the same computer owned by two different people. Also, you can access from your phone.
  22. Darth Woodrack
    In theory. I was only asking if you hire informants, not if you use them or if you are aware of any that are currently in use.
  23. Darth Woodrack
    You are not worthy to join the magnificent TUBA. That much was obvious from your dishonest oaths.
  24. Darth Woodrack
    - I solemnly swear to never reveal information about our organization which is deemed secret. - I solemnly swear to never spike any baked item with any substance that should not be there - I solemnly swear allegiance to this Guild, and give all due loyalty to it's goals and precepts I Have tried to familiarize my self with the world of 17th Shard and have been trying to find a organization that matches my moral beliefs and has the resources to make sure that they are followed. I found that organization in you. TUBA, I swear myself to you and your goals.
  25. Darth Woodrack
    How would you know if the used a different email address?
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