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Darth Woodrack

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  1. When you are reading a book that lists the 100 greatest weapons and then complain that it didn't include a Shardblade. Also, when you complain that Shardblade should be a word in the English dictionary.
  2. Then one if the other narrators duplicated an exact copy of every non-cannon character in the story and made it that no cataclysm of this level could ever happen again.
  3. You know that you're a Sanderfan when your history teacher asks if their are any questions and you say, 'In what earth year was Shard plate invented?"
  4. Then the Possum reversed gravity because it was feeling left out.
  5. Alas, the Pokemon card game will always be more popular in the U.S. than it's superior cousin, Magic the Gathering.
  6. Then a Chasmfiend said, " Hotdogs for everyone!" and started a guild.
  7. When you are told that their is more to life than Brandon Sanderson and you respond with 'Heretic Cremling!'
  8. Then the squirrel made a movement to counteract his counter movement movement.
  9. Then a talking hedgehog said, "Cheeseburgers for everyone!" and started another movement.
  10. Then a talking Squirrel yelled, "Pizza for Everyone" and started a movement.
  11. When someone you don't like is asking you for help and the first thing that you say is, 'Alright. First find a cliff.'
  12. When you want your phone from across the room so instead of getting up and getting it you stare at it for thirty minutes before deciding that you must not have enough iron in your diet.
  13. Recent New Idea: Name: Phantom Power (Only has one, but it is so powerful it classifies him as a High Epic): Able to Alter how the laws of physics affect him and anything he is touching allowing him to walk through walls, fly, have infinite strength, run faster than the speed of light and so on. Weakness: He is scared of being alone. If he doesn't have any friends he loses his power. Personality: Always joking and has never taken something seriously in his life. Not really evil, just difficult to work with, but if you get him on a cause he will defend it with his life. Costume: He wears a all white leather jacket with a all white T shirt underneath and all white leather pants with white leather boots and no gloves. When he gets around to getting a hair cut he cuts it to a buzz cut.
  14. Stop telling people to get cookies! They would want a Doughnut so much more! Edit: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..... Now I get it......
  15. What a blind old pau'an?
  16. It hasn't been explicitly stated that It isn't a cosmere it is just stated that it isn't the cosmere.
  17. He is also sending Kandra to fight with him so he is kind of choosing a side.
  18. They very well were. I agree that Sazed seems much more subdued, but he talked like he wanted to take sides, but he couldn't.
  19. There is if it cuts into your BS reading time.
  20. You know your a Sanderfan when Brandon Sanderson does a signing in Florida and you live in Alaska so you buy tickets in first glass bring all your Sanderson books and fly cross country to meet him.
  21. Then a giant flying TUBA arrived and then immediately exploded into pretty pink sparkles.
  22. All the food magically changed to pizza. Nobody posted for a while so I just filled the space.
  23. Mraize accepted the pizza and was dragged into the well of asencion which had been turned into an actual well.
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