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Hey y'all. What cosmere character are you most attracted to?
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You Know You're a Sanderfan When...
Ark1002 replied to Shardbearer's topic in General Brandon Discussion
*Looks at bookmarks* *Nods* I must be a sanderfan then -
So, wait. He lied about being a stonespren? Cause he told me that too. Are we sure?
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Places thieves would hide... not underground... He couldn't think so jumped down, into the crowd. A memory flashed. Hellbent breathes heavily, shardblade in hand. A demonic look is in his eyes. "Thieves. I will kill him, the scum." He slashes a dog in half. First letting it's eyes burn, then bringing it back up and through. Thieves hide where people are. Crowds... and bars. Anthony grins. Getting drunk on his first mission? Hell yeah. He went to the nearest pub, and got a drink. When she wasn't there, he went to the next. Within an hour, he was thoroughly drunk. And finally saw her. "He-hey. You remind me of someone." He tried to pat her cheek, but his hand slipped, grabbing her chest. That cleared his mind. Somewhat. He moved back up, blushing. "You are under arrest." He moved forward. Then threw up. And collapsed on the floor. @Sherlock Holmes
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YAY I'M FINALLY POPULAR
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Ok. I don't have arguments yet, so feel free to dislike me.
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You Know You're a Sanderfan When...
Ark1002 replied to Shardbearer's topic in General Brandon Discussion
My moms calendar is like: Six days until Christmas My calendar is like: Koloss Head Munching Day!!!! -
I win again as always bow before me puny mortals I will reign supreme for all of time while you stay in the dirt like the scum you are forever just worthless cremlings that will never be helpful to the grand scheme of things while I will be remembered forever as the one and only true winner of the last post wins the eternal last poster god of infinite posts and infinite awesomeness and infinite upvotes I hope because please I need to get 2000 because I am awesome as the real last poster god eternal so you can stop being so jealous losers just bow before me and I will forgive you cause I'm the best and I can do that with my last post god powers and I'm ranting aren't I please stop me no I have to stop myself what has happened to a short post talking about me winning agh
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If there is an afterlife, I'm not interested without wifi
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Ah, back at the top.
Sorry, Lunamor
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Tournament: Cosmere Character Roast Battles
Ark1002 replied to Ashspren's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
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So, two things. I'd already made bonding requirements, and I had two suspicions, you and Dapper, based on the threads arguments. When I switched, it was due to your argument. But the counterpoint made the reason I switched illogical. Therefore, I switched back.
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I think that is awesome and perfect
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Sup! Take a cookie*! *disclaimer
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I know I wanted to go said that wrong
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Anthony stood on top of a barber. I guess even legendary bloodthirsty assassins need a trim up from time to time. He surveyed the city, hoping for a sign. Might have to wait for another robbery. Or... He considered.
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Dusk looked up at the DA people. He had watched this whole time. The Dark Alley. I need in, need their science. ~~~ E.Z.R.A. 7 watched as the man awoke. The man was chained on a table, with chains made of titanium, silver, and aluminum. He leaned in. It was good E.Z.R.A. 12 had caught him. This was one they had needed. He couldn't leave. He sharpened the spike. The man would be waking now... @xinoehp512
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Yes, it does. So, uh. Dapper Lumgol
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I got to six, then lost seven and haven't read for months
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What's YOUR Talent?
Ark1002 replied to Silus - Shard of Flame's topic in Alcatraz Versus the Evil Librarians
That would literally make them explode -
Humans are evil give up
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ooh I'd have it so I could defend against everything that wasn't alive, including dust and crap
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Mizzy book would be fun
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That's a strange qoute
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huh that could be cool
